How To Make WoW 10000% Better!

[Mortis-arathor (Mortis)]

Ok, get ready because I’m about to blow your mind!

What is it that everybody loves and WoW doesn’t have?

That’s right!

Cowboys.

And which Class has the fewest Glyphs in the whole game?

Rogues. They have FOUR Glyphs. The Frost Mage Water Elemental spell has SEVEN!!1!

So by adding a few Cowboy-themed Glyphs to Rogues, you can make the game 10000% better.

For instance: A glyph to give them a wild Horse during Sprint. Sprint makes Rogues run as fast as a Mount anyway, so why not give them a mount?

(You would make the Alliance very happy with this Glyph!)

Another example: You can also make a Glyph to replace the Grappling Hook with a lasso.

And that’s how you fix WoW

[Praetorian-senjin (Praetorian)]

Im not saying yes to this…but im also not saying no. You have peaked my interest.

[Moomadin-kilrogg (Moomadin)]

Why stop there? Replace grappling hook with a “lasso” glyph and have it let rogues ride piggyback on me. I’m down!

Edit: I missed that you said part of that already, sorry Mortis

@Mortis-arathor

Sprint makes Rogues run as fast as a Mount anyway, so why not give them a mount?

I vote instead of a real horse they get a horse head on a stick like for little kids and wave their hats around while /s “YEEHAWW”. Same movement speed increase though.

[Blasco-area-52 (Blasco)]

I did the math. You’re right. We need cowboys.

[Mortis-arathor (Mortis)]

@Moomadin-kilrogg

I vote instead of a real horse they get a horse head on a stick like for little kids and wave their hats around while /s “YEEHAWW”. Same movement speed increase though.

How about two Glyphs?

One for a real Horse and one for the stick

[Moomadin-kilrogg (Moomadin)]

@Mortis-arathor

One for a real Horse and one for the stick

I love everything about this.

[Jops-zuljin]

“dance partner!” A hall of bullets that stuns your foe.

Change “roll the bones” to “rooting tooting Round-up” a double pistol shot into the air that shoots down random bird(s) that bestow a buff.

[Hella-malfurion (Hella)]

As a Rogue player, I 100% agree with everything said.

[Mortis-arathor (Mortis)]

@Jops-zuljin

Change “roll the bones” to “rooting tooting Round-up” a double pistol shot into the air that shoots down random bird(s) that bestow a buff.

OMG I love this!

[Burgh-dawnbringer (Burgh)]

@Jops-zuljin

Change “roll the bones” to “rooting tooting Round-up” a double pistol shot into the air that shoots down random bird(s) that bestow a buff.

I would start playing my Rogue again just to do this indoors.

[Caraz-trollbane]

At least you are original. This is an original idea right ? You didn’t steal this from someone else ?

[Revannia-draenor (Revannia)]

Does this mean we get cowboy pirates or pirate cowboys? This is actually a fun idea. Have a

[Jops-zuljin]

@Caraz-trollbane

This is an original idea right ? You didn’t steal this from someone else ?

Are there really any original cowboy cliches?

[Fluffergyrl-dalaran (Fluffergyrl)]

Who wouldn’t be for this?!? I mean we already have pirates, why not cowboys??

[Pheonia-azuremyst (Pheonia)]

Can I get a cowboy hat and spurs?

[Mortis-arathor (Mortis)]

@Pheonia-azuremyst

Can I get a cowboy hat

You can get that right now!

@Pheonia-azuremyst

spurs?

That… you can’t get right now. At least not in any way you can see. But maybe one day

[Rockadee-fizzcrank (Rockadee)]

Sweet, Fortnite bringing their pre-teen gameplay to WoW. Can’t wait. /s

[Pheonia-azuremyst (Pheonia)]

@Mortis-arathor

You can get that right now!

Oooohhh, where?

[Arlifrex-moon-guard (Arlifrex)]

Aren’t hunters more like cowboys?

[Mortis-arathor (Mortis)]

@Rockadee-fizzcrank

Sweet, Fortnite bringing their pre-teen gameplay to WoW.

1 - Don’t hate on the youth.

2 - I was actually inspired by RDR2. I’ve never played Fortnite.