How To Get Rich As A Priest

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Step 1 - Take a Healing Spec. Either Holy or Disco is fine.
Step 2 - Level up to level 71 minimum.
Step 3 - Take the Oracle Hero Spec.
Step 4 - Prophet :smiley:

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Had me in the first half ngl

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Upvote. Also groan.

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Can you explain the joke

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It’s a pun based on the fact that the words “profit” and “prophet” are homophones, AKA they sound the same but have different meanings.

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When mommies and daddies lie down in congress…

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i actually think they’re pronounced slightly differently but oh well i’m just being pedantic.

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Whoa now, I don’t judge words for that

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Are you not a native English speaker (not an insult – serious question)? “Prophet” and “Profit” are homonyms in English. They sound the same (or close enough). And “Oracle” is a loose synonym for “Prophet,” so you become an Oracle and you profit. It’s a Dad joke.

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We all could also use a good DISCO spec!!

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Oh I didn’t know Lux was a dad

When did they have the kid?

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The op deserves PUNitive damages for this thread.

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And that’s how you know I’m amazing. I’m not even a dad :smiley:

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I thought you were an Orc, not a Troll! :slight_smile:

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I’ve heard cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny…

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not yet!

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Not ever :fearful:

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Not with that attitude

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