How-To be a weeb in WoW, Part 1

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  1. Create your waifu. This is the most important step, it’s like driving a Prius to Whole Foods. Everyone has to know just by looking at you.

  2. Make a female elf priest

    • If you are Horde, make a Blood Elf
    • If you are Alliance make a Night Elf
    • If you are Alliance, also make SURE to use the Night Warrior (dark eyes) appearance. This will demonstrate the duality of your waifu who has to contend with her anguished history (you made a backstory, RIGHT?)

  3. Pick a nice sing-song name that starts with L. Some examples are:

    • Liara
    • Liana
    • Lunara
    • Luniare
    • Lynaire

    Most likely some other weebs have already taken those names, so substitute as many letters with special characters as needed, like:

    • ĹÚŃĂŤĨČ

  4. Choosing your transmog. This is SO IMPORTANT. If an Insta is worth 1,000 likes than an xmog is priceless.

    • Get that slinky dress from AQ. The one with the thigh slit. If you can’t get that then just buy a Mooncloth Robe.
    • Hide the following gear slots:
      • Shoulders
      • Cloak
      • Shirt
      • Tabard
      • Bracers
      • Gloves
      • Belt
      • Boots
    • Use a crown of flowers or a halo like from the fire festival for the Helm slot
    • You MUST to use Glyph of Angels or else nobody will know your waifu is supposed to be nice, because your toxic raging will have led everyone to think otherwise.

  5. Make sure to jump a lot. This looks super cool when your angel wings proc. In addition to spacebar, bind jump to the following:

  • Mousewheel down
  • Mousewheel up
  • A
  • S
  • D
  • F
  • Any other button you don’t click
  1. Finally, connect with other weebs that are easily identifiable because of this guide. Some proven conversation starters are as follows:
  • ur hawt
  • r u a girl?
  • Hi LoL XD UwU
  • I have Alienware
  • /flirt
  • /sexy
  • /dance

Congratulations and stay tuned for episode 2 where we learn to talk like a weeb. Some of the phrases we will cover include:

  • ATTACK ON TITAN
  • SUBS ARE BETTER THAN DUBS
  • I NEVER LIKED ANIME UNTIL […]
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Truly the op is a modern philosopher. :yum:

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Hi LoL XD UwU

/flirt

Did it work? Did I win?

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Tier 3 subbing right now.

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Sorry, your name is far to accurate of a description. it needs to be some sort of japanese sounding gibberish or an obscure or very popular anime characters name with a few added xx’s to get around someone already having the name.

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This but unironically.

Looking forward to Part 2!

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no, i’m shonen protagonist with spiky hair and big weapons

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Almost all of them left for ffxiv so…
I thought the list was gonna be like:

  1. Unsub
  2. Sub to ffxiv

Then that waifu stuff.

Edit: The Alliance waifu race is now Void Elf btw.

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NO IT’S NOT VOID ELF OKAY

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Stop giving away my secrets!

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Too long didn’t read.

Let me tell you how to be a weeb. Download owospeak. Then you’re good to go.

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Hey I saw you in trade chat today

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In retrospect, I wonder if this would be considered offensive from a modern perspective.

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Which time? Trump vs Biden or my owospeak?

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Depends on who you ask.

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The Horde race is Blood Elf, and weebs love edgy stuff. Look at the OPs comment on Night Warrior.
The entire Void Elf comes like that.

Edit: Also lol at weebs wanting to play a race in a matriarchy.
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Reading all this ,I think i’ll go listen to some enka music.

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Show us on the doll where they touched you.

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Huh. Well at least we aren’t the weebs anymore. Pandaren that is. Death Knights still probably have a strong focus.

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Oh rats, I made a Void Elf Mage by mistake.