How rich is Gallywix?

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Is he the richest wow npc?

OKAY INGORING THE FACT HES DEAD IGNORE IT

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oh he dirt poor now. literally dirt lol

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No, but his beneficiary is.

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Considering you can’t take it with you when you die-

$0.

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I mean, the dude tried to sell basically beef steaks not that long ago, and then there was that whole class action lawsuit brought against him and his ‘Gallywix Goblin University for Suckers’ that he ended up settling. I don’t think he had nearly as much wealth as he wanted us to believe.

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Everyone anticipating what inside Gallywix’s vault reminds me of the ending to Dumb & Dumber: “That’s as good as money sir. Those are IOUs”

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Reasonably, one entire sequence in Zuldazar and the Horde BFA campaign begs to differ, Gallywix was legit impressed when he saw Rastakhan’s solid gold pyramid palace. So, on that tangent, I think Talanji has him kinda surpassed in wealth?

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If we’re going for total wealth then it has to be Queen Therazane and her kingdom of gemstones.

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Arguably a king of a large kingdom would be able to gather more wealth if needed…so that makes Anduin richer.

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I’m gonna say…

Cata - BFA = Scrooge McDuck rich.

BFA - DF = Snagglepuss rich, after building giant Casino in Undermine.

DF - TWW = Yogi Bear Rich. Resorting to pilfering from other cartels to regain his wealth and status and paying his goons.

Gallywix’s Vault would probably have a half eaten hotdog and a half full coconut margarita glass in the middle surrounded by cobwebs.

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Don’t forget his “grifters-r-us” meme coin

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He was probably the wealthiest individual on Azeroth. Trying to think of others to rvial him, but blanking out.

Which is making me also wonder who the most wealthy race/nation on Azeroth is too. I’d have to imagine Kul Tiras and their oceanic trade routes would make them fairly rich.

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Since you can’t take any of it with you, and he’s dead, he’s what I would refer to as “dead broke” my man.

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This. Gallywix and the cartels are wealthy, but they’re money in the sense of new age corporate billions…

Any ruler of any considerable territory in WoW reasonably by just raw resources is gonna out weigh the cartels collectively. It’s why we don’t see those types of palaces, cathedrals, pyramids, etc from past eras from individuals anymore…

Because it took the pooled collective wealth of entire towns and even cities worth of people multiple times over to make those old monuments.

The palace of King David and the Temple for example are all solid gold and worth trillions in the modern economy, and those were commissioned and built by one person using the wartime resources captured from other countries.

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If Dwarfs ran into financial trouble they could pawn Mangi.

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More importantly, how much of that is going to us? All the harm he’s caused us, we deserve a cut. Damages for misrepresenting us Goblins and making us look bad, really bad, across all of Azeroth.

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it depends. he absolutely made a crypto coin, and made a bunch of money off of it, but by time we get our hands on it, would it even hold value anymore?

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it went towards carbon credits. goblin’s have the highest carbin footprint bill on the planet.

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cant pawn mangi anymore, azeroth peeled his diamonds off when he saved the earthen

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ah well I had enough of bearded ladies and skipped that part. between that and paladin nerfs I took the entire holiday off. Quit tanking when blizz nerfed prot damage.