How many raiders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb, and 19 to complain about needing better gear to change the lightbulb, and to tell others how much skill it takes.

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And complain about Benthic gear.

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BOOOOOO

It’s like a Dad joke mixed with a WoW joke, and it’s badness multiplies 5x over.

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Mythic raiding is a lightbulb that you can’t completely unscrew because the housing is in the way but the socket isn’t offset to compensate for it.

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Raid leader is the guy who changes the light bulbs in the house. He scrounges around and fills the sockets with bulbs that fit, but when a better bulb comes along, he will take out the other one and toss it in the junk drawer. The only thing is, he’s OCD about it and will replace the lesser bulbs immediately.

Well, now I want a mechagon themed fight encounter where I actually have to change a light bulb or the raid dies.

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Don’t forget the IO score! You can only join if you’ve changed a lightbulb at least a hundred times. They don’t want any newbies messing things up!

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Tough one.

The tanks fighting for aggro, the hunters trying to control their pets, the casters trying to find the right range, the rogues coughs tethering the healers and the healers trying to get the #%^&@ bulb changed keeping everyone alive.

May have to ponder that one some more.
:thinking:

H

Also, you can only post about changing lightbulbs after you have changed them many times; since only REAL changers get to have an opinion.

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iLvl too low. Couldn’t see the joke :expressionless:

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don’t forget they kick the hunter for needing on a 60 watt when hes using aspect of the neon and tries to justify his actions by saying all bulbs are hunter bulbs

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Yrel in the light we are one

pug raider yeah but give me that loot or the next light you see will be the glow from me setting you on fire

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Careful. Someone’s going to make another thread about how raiders are under attack and they need a hugspace about how special and cool they are.

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How many solo players does it take to change a light bulb?

lol. They don’t change it. They write to the light bulb manufacturers how they don’t have the time to change the lightbulb, and therefor same quality lightbulbs should be offered that are cheaper and instantly installed.

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how many Blizzard devs does it take?

ZERO they merely nerf darkness in the next patch

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Hey now. As I’ve gotten older I’ve learned to appreciate the dad joke.

Sometimes the joke isn’t the joke. Sometimes the joke is making people cringe at the joke.

Several blessings. :pray:

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How many LFR people it takes to change a lightbulb? Undetermined, they all just went to the forums to complain about it and the rest went afk. I’m kinda bored I guess to participate in this. I take my leave.

Rofl this is the best one! I literally spit out my soda thanks!

edit: Any chance you want to clean my keyboard now?

Ya the raid or die mentality should die. Quite often i see alot of the raider elites own a terrible attitude.

I want no part in hanging with them ingame.

The game has never been less raid or die than it is right now lol. You can get heroic raid quality loot from multiple sources outside of the raid. People who spam M+ all day will be just as geared as mythic raiders because they have an infinite chance to farm titanforges.

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