How many of you have youre ret ready for tomorrow?

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:dracthyr_nod: :sunglasses: :clinking_glasses:
the OG noob stomper spec has returned!!

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Iā€™m from EU region, still have time while they experiment on you.

I read the changes and didnā€™t understand anything, I donā€™t know the new abilities and talents of rets, maybe itā€™s worth leveling up one?

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Wdym? Fury warrior received no changes?

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Or this one, I have long wanted a brutal fury warrior.

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ret paladins did :dracthyr_nod:

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You already know I am ready to go.

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But I thought fury warrior was the noob stomper spec? I saw someone post that on the forums and everyone knows that you canā€™t lie on the internet? :thinking:

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it is. but ret is the OG noob stomper spec. :dracthyr_nod: :sunglasses: :clinking_glasses:

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Crack a monster in the pre-game lobby? Check.
Wings+bubble+divine steed in the opener? Check.
If you die? Healer issue. Hit em with the slurs.

Time to game

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Is this not just baseline shuffle behavior?

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idk what the default is but I prefer the deluxe package of winning then hitting them with the slurs. For the sport of it ya know

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Gross

Sometimes when weā€™re losing a bg i just say ā€œits fine just a healer diff, no big dealā€ just to watch healers have a melty

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:dracthyr_hehe_animated::dracthyr_hehe_animated::dracthyr_hehe_animated:

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Me too lol.

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My ret is always ready to roll!

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My personal favourite is one of the DPS very confidently proclaiming ā€œhealer differenceā€ before game 3 of 6, after losing the first 2 bad, and then proceeding to go 0-6

Right up there with a DPS saying you suck after they have a 2-4 performance, and then you hit em with the ā€œwell then why was I able to win all my games with everyone else in the lobby?ā€ and ā€œisnā€™t 4-2 better than 2-4?ā€

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Context is important. There are some specs that if you go 4-2 you are, in fact, bad. Just the same as there are lobbies when 2-4 is considered a W for some specs.

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Sounds like massive cope but ok

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How so? There are some shuffle lobbies that are gimmies for some specs and terrible for others.

Like being Ret in a lobby with Warrior, Hunter, DH. Ret should either 5-1 or 6-0 that.

Ret being in lobby with two mages and a warlock, however, is just terrible. Your goal is to just not go 0-6

Being the sole warlock in a lobby with Warrior, Hunter, WW? Terrible. Your goal is to just not go 0-6

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This was mostly about gaslighting uppity DPS who crash out mid-lobby, I just wouldnā€™t say anything at all unprompted

Rets and warlocks are in the minority where they can get absolutely giga hard countered like this in lobbies. The majority of classes/specs are generally capable of going 3-3 at least in the majority of lobbies they play.