How Is It That The Horde Is The #SAVAGE Faction

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When the Alliance holds the monopoly on chest hair?

PS: Fur doesn’t count.

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Oh my god, you’re right.
I blame the elves and their damn waxing salons

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What do you mean it doesn’t count!! :persevere:

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It’s true. My chest hair is truly savage.

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Chest hair is #SAVAGE.

Fur is cute.

It’s different.

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I stole some chest hair from a Dwarf and glued it between my breasts. Does that count?

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Hey! Not all of us wax our chests! Some of us subscribed to Lor’themar’s policy of fighting until the scar tissue kills the hair follicles in your chest! After the first few years it doesn’t hurt as bad… Does make a guy miss his nips though…

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Alliance propaganda is why everyone thinks the horde is savage and stinky.

They are just jealous!

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Agreed! I have a book’s worth on how uncivilized I’ve seen the Alliance get!

Kul’tiran males for example get too proud of the size of the logs they leave in the outhouse!

Gnomes will bury their face in a butt just to get a whiff of fresh butt!

I don’t even want to begin with the things those night elves do when they think it’s just them alone! I’m still traumatized!

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NEs ride around pratically naked on dirty animals.

Savages.

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Now, now. No kink shaming, please. That’s not what the Horde does.

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I saw what you were doing in that armour in the Orc mudhut. You fit right in with the savage stinky Horde vermin.

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Yes you are correct.

I am better than this. I apologize!

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I was half expecting some kind of Alliance bashing. But then I saw the poster’s name and knew it was going to be an interesting read.

Mortis, you didn’t fail to give me a laugh.

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You got me there.

My excuse is that it is very hot in orgrimar

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Demon blood is potent stuff… burnt the hair off my chest and umm… other places.

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However, I think we have a different view of savage. I mean, I wouldn’t exactly call a Hunter who siccs a halfway wild animal on people a “domesticated” or “genteel” sort.

And both factions have Hunters!

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Psh, they are just love bites. There is no need to exaggerate.

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We didn’t need to know that. Really. We didn’t.

Though maybe its improper usage of it that is your problem. My worgen has no problems with hair loss and she works with fel magic.

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Yeah but did she guzzle down a pint of warm demon blood?