Good afternoon everyone.
I rode in to work today on my motorcycle, and mid-ride it started to pour rain despite not being in the forecast.
I’m doing peachy thanks.
drips water all over the floor
Hiyas.
At work and getting distracted reading the boards when my boss isn’t looking.
How’s things where you are?
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It’s still morning for me. Just ate breakfast. Good morning!
At least you’re riding.
That was me testing my new weather machine as part of my next plan for world domination.
I’d say i’m sorry, but as the most evilest villain I have one word for you instead:
KEK
pulls up into your driveway when you’re laying down to go to bed… and starts revving the engine
JIM! Turn on the weather machine!
whirring noises
starts raining
cackles silently but dramatically
Is already wet, so it doesn’t make any difference… and keeps right on revving
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! BECAUSE I SURE AM!
Jiiiiim! Temperature control!
is suddenly below freezing
cackles some more
I love my gnomish assistant. She makes the best machines.
is from Canada, and turns on all the heated gear… and keeps right on rev bombing
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wished it would have rained last night…
4th of July!
2330 Boom Boom Boom care of my down the street neighbors. Followed by my dogs barking until 0130 or so.
Coffee and Red Bull morning. Lol.
Fine, but good luck driving home on that thing when the roads freeze solid. May as well have some tea in my warm house since I’m staying up.
puts on a kettle of Göstav’s original blighted tea. Gauranteed to quench your thirst and bestow death to the living or your money back.
Who put that last bit in? No refunds!
I’m a BCAA Plus member, which includes free towing, so no worries, I also bring my own drinks… which just happens to be coffee and now is the hip new Iced Coffee! So it’s all goooooooooood!
rev rev rev rev rev rev rev rev rev rev rev rev rev rev rev rev rev rev
They offer interdimensional towing? Neat!
Er… I mean… I’ll chaos bolt your motorcycle!
charges chaos bolt in one hand while sipping tea.
Goblin dimensional ripper tech makes it possible!
charges up a Holy Fire while continuing to rev bomb
I hear you Undead types REALLY like Light based Holy Fire as a skin treatment!
I haven’t been to work in like two weeks, which feels great. I love being on vacation. Sadly, I have to go back Monday.
narrows eyes
I can replace my skin, but can you get a new motorcycle?
chaos bolt still charging, turns out it takes a while when you do it one-handed.
Of course? I’m even covered by Insurance so I’ll use the opportunity to get an even nicer one!
However… you know the saying. “Never touch another man’s bike.” Well… unless you want me to go all Scarlet Crusader on you.
narrows eyes further and throws the world’s tiniest chaos bolt at the motorcycle. It leaves a small scuff.
I went easy on you. This time.
sips tea.