We’ll all be sitting around a table not talking much just feeling really good we made it. The BVM and Aditi will be bringing dishes from the kitchen and setting them on the table. The BVM will then sit on my lap, kiss me on the cheek and stare longingly into my eyes before continuing to bring food from the kitchen. Jesus will have snuck THC into the entrees and we’ll all start to get really high, many for the first time. Hint: Try the mushrooms. I’ll then get called forward to explain to you all who Jesus is. I will introduce him to you as Jesus Christ, the avatar of Indra Maghavan who is the demigod son of Brahma. Aditi will then reappear from the kitchen and change forms into Brahma, the Creator of the Universe. The rest will be fun and games.