pops out of his Deathgate
I’m Elmer and I’m EVIL!!
I’m so evil, I don’t save souls in the Maw…I steal them from the Jailor!
I’m so evil, I raised a ghoul in front of Anduin and called it Varian!
I’m so evil, I rode Invincible…in front of Arthas!
I’m so evil, I make fun of the Jailor for having bad transmog!
Most importantly and most evilly of all…
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I EAT COOKIES WITHOUT MILK!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!
pops back through his Deathgate to go do more evil stuff
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That sounds more like masochism than villainy.
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I cut the tags off my mattress.

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Rookie.
I’m so evil, that I’m on a boat - and don’t you ever forget.
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(quietly wonders is this was a roundabout way for Elmer to ask for some more cookies because he ate all of his)

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I once saw a picture on imgur of 5 women and I left the comment “you 4 look amazing.”
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pops back through his Deathgate
Ohhhh! THAT IS PURE EVIL!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Also, may I please have some more cookies? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Back in bfa when i was bored I would ocassionally use the nzoth faction toy on my rogue to gank levelers because you can still understand their chat
Soooo pretty evil. But i also heal so i save as many lives as i take
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I find this funny. I cut tags off of everything. I just cannot stand them. I have yet to be arrested.
just sayin.
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… wait. Did you think I was being serious?
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That man right there, police officer.
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Since you asked so politely - of course!

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YOU MEAN EVILLY!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
also, thank you!
runs back through his deathgate to eat his cookies…WITHOUT MILK!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Look at me I am a mean nasty Horde!
I am so evil that I ‘wave’ to alliance players!
Am I dong this right?
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Does helping your guild leader wipe an lfr run during HFC count?
We had a group that was really going full on you know what and you never go full on.
He had me pull everything especially the big pre boss adds and they chased everyone that survived out to the courtyard.
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I don’t replace the toilet paper roll when it’s empty.
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I’m so 3vil I stole a cookie from Grumbles.
So do I win?
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