Good Morning , Citizens of Warcraft, your world shall quickly becoming to a end as millions of Horde (Free players) Come crashing threw the dark portal. No Mercy will be given to your pathetic Alliance (Payplayers) Lives!
Firstly as a Member of the Dark Council (United Free Gamers) we have Declared it is time to remove your Ignorant Socially Ackward Lives. (Paying for games)
Replacing it with Glorious Combat and Death! (PVP)
The Fundimentals of your Existence (Dancing Naked in Goldshire)
Will be Tested and your way of life (Eating potato Chips and being Fat) Shall be over, None of you shall stand to the might of the Horde. (Free Gamers)
For Orgrimmar! FOR THE HORDE! (FREE GAMERS!)