How do Orcs eat their food?

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With forcs.

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I slap a haunch of meat on my shoulder spikes, let them roast to perfection in the hot Durotar sun, then slice bits off throughout the day to keep me fueled up for gnome punting…

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But that doesn’t rhyme.

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As uhh…kaborcs? :sweat_smile:

Put meat on tiny spike
Cook over fire
Eat???

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I kind of want to make a Goblin dentist that specializes in orc teeth/fangs.

“Sorry CRUSHSMASH you are going to need some braces and you really should be flossing more”

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Just tell them all fillings are IRON and they’ll be begging for the drill.

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That pun zugs.

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I now have a mighty need to see an orc warrior with braces and the new glasses mog.

“Crushsmash dentist say teeth out of alignment. And eye doctor say Crushsmash squint angry all the time because Crushsmash can’t see.”

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The secret is that orcs invaded Azeroth for proper health care, they’ve already chilled quite a bit since discovering chiropractors.

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sporks.

10 chars.

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Orcs more like dorcs am I right

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this garnish has no honour

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Probably with their hands or a soup bowl with herbs and spices

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Why aren’t trolls hedonists like elves?

They exercise self-conTROLL.

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They don’t need forcs if all they eat is y’ogre’rt.

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this thread needs a corc in it

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