How Do NPCs Talk To Us Over Great Distances?

In my headcannon I just have one or several hidden secret agent phones disguised as items of clothing.

Which is quite limiting since I don’t wear many items of clothing, but I make it work somehow lol

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They hop on Discord, of course, like everybody else.

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Not me! I went on Discord once and it destroyed me. I very much prefer to avoid my own destruction, so now I just treat Discord like the plague lol

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What about your own affliction or demonology?

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I also avoid my own affliction because being sick is bad for my health.

As for Demonology… We all know what happened last time I messed with Demonology…

They probably tap into your Hearthstone and talk to you like how the feds tap into peoples’ phones lol.

I’d like to think we’d have some kind of communication devices on ourselves at all times, probably the Hearthstone itself, idk.

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With Goblins and Gnomes its usually via tech they’ve given you, otherwise it’s magic (like telepathy).

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There are so many things wrong with this commercial science wise, like the speed of sound, but it works in comparison to NPCs coming loud and instant.

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All of Azeroth is secretly psychic… maybe that plant in Ardenweald was onto something…

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My headcanon was more “The hearthstone also acts as a communication device”. Like sending stones in DnD

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