How do Gnomes do it?

How are they able to be so dangerous and yet so sexy at the same time?

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Beer. Lots and lots of beer! Beyond that I just let nature take its course.

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You and me baby ain’t nothing but gnomes, so let’s do it like they do it on Nesingwarys channel

–with their men being Tinkerers, I bet most gnomish women have a “toy collection” that puts your characters to shame

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Poor Orc Warlock, too much fel makes brain go fry…

Speaking of frying!

Let’s throw another Gnome on the barbie!! :wink:

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we
look
LIKE A FLOWER BUT WE STING LIKE A BEE

LIKE EVERY GNOME IN HISTORY

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Your wonderful orc eyes can see their true beautifulness. I’m afraid belves don’t have very good eyes, sadly though.

They are also dangerous because they explode on accident instead of on purpose.

…sexy?

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I often ask myself this very same question :thinking:

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I fixed that quote for you.

Show me on the doll where the bad, wicked, evil gnome pwned you.

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Nowhere. I beat Gnomes, gnomes don’t beat me.

If only I knew how myself, I would be a triple threat. Alas, I must prostrate myself before Gnomekind and beg you to teach me your ways. Show me your forbidden fruit.

/tentacleflip

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I assume you mean for everyone else that’s around them.

This is the key to my success in life.

I bet it was Gnomest, she’s a fiesty one…

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Get a burn trauma unit in here STAT! :fire::fire_engine:

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Your prostrations have not fallen upon deaf ears, young master Lucifuge. The Gnomes will reveal all truths to you. A cultural exchange. :slight_smile:

I’ve seen her in action in WPVP. She is brutal.

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I’m not gonna lie. It almost caught me in the feels when that little gnome got blew up in the new raid cinematic.

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Even as a Horde main, it makes me pretty excited to see so much attention given to Gnomes in the story these days! It’s long overdue. If I played Alliance I’d either play a gnome or a female Dark Iron.