As title says, how did the first date go with the person who posted above you? What did it entail?
Destroyed half your city and got your king killed so great
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Well you sure know how to show a lady a good time!
First we did the typical wine and dine at a fine Dazaralor establishment. I had never had marinated Night Elf flank steaks and I absolutely agree they were delish.
Then we went for a stroll at the Trading Pavilion and I got to make fun of those stupid goblins with their poor imitation for a steam powered Auctioneer. LAUGHABLE And when one of those bastards got cranky with me, you crushed his little head and stuffed his body in the scrapper.
SWOON
The best part is when we visited the Bwonsamdi Temple and got to take part in a real human sacrifice!!! I told the little bastard he had to say his name was King Anduin! And when he did, I sliced his gut open with obsidian knife and pulled out his still beating heart and showed it to him.
Ah, yes… Good times.
Looking forward to Date #2.
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She was into eating people and live sacrifices!
There won’t be a 2nd date!
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It was a blind date. I had to fight the urge to defenestrate him.
Uh not well, really.
The staff of the restaurant had to sweep a big pile of ashes.
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I learned to breath through my ears.
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Went pretty well, made my favorite recipe from “How to serve Man” was great, he went well with the basil sauce.
Horrible. When he asked me over for dinner I didn’t anticipate being his dinner.
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Tentacles… that is all hovers like a balloon out of the thread
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We had a great time hunting together until he wanted to take me into the void…….
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It was great until she realized how… “large” I am
I love “large” men Varthordin, I was ready for you baby!
/wink
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Awww, ok then
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OMG! NOT THAT LARGE! Yikes!
She didn’t stop talking about herself the entire time
I’ve already lost her contact information
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Thought it was cute that I could rest my feet on top of his head while he’s standing for about 2 minutes. Got bored. Had him dragged to slave pens.
After a pleasant meal and walk in the park, we go back to my place. As she sits on the couch, I excuse myself for a short time, then come back wearing nothing but a leather teddy and carrying a pair of scissors with a sinister look on my face.
Perplexed, and shocked, she just freezes on the couch as I approach her, then with lightning speed, I strike with the scissors cutting off that loose thread from her dress. 
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The date went wonderfully. The park was beautiful, the food was fantastic, and even the little band play amazingly.
However, when she leaned in to kiss my neck the void tendrils struck.
Now I am in a cell awaiting booking.
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It was awkward when her flesh started to crawl right away, so it didn’t even start. I warned her in advance, no void stuff!