How could we forget the tail? Something to hold
on to when… nevermind 
Butterface.
We got the best midriff, booty, hair styles, and ummmm “Dimensions”.
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I really don’t mind if bizzard traded belfs for draeneis between factions, horde really need some goat love
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Other than everything.
The entire continent is venomous. Pretty sure even the sunlight manages to become venomous in Australia!
Night elves are the most played race on the Alliance and eclipsed blood elves as the most played race in the game. Clearly it’s not the amazing story that draws players to play night elves, it’s our superior Amazonian looks.
We have the /waggle
We are superior!
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Since when? The most played race in the game is Humans, followed closely behind by Blood Elves. Night elves are up there, but they arent the most populated.
http://warcraftrealms.com/census.php
that’s the source. take it for what you will, I think it’s actual active characters.
Still way more than you ungulate mutants.
Oi now, no need for insults. And Draenei arent mutants, that would be our fel bretheren. You Night Elves on the other hand are just deformed forest trolls. Think before you speak peasant, and bow down to the /waggle.
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Cute talk coming from pavement. Don’t you have a box to chew on, maybe a tin can? mutant
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…Are you two going to fight?
starts filling the paddle pool with jelly
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We do have VERY high rates of melanoma and skin cancers! Honestly, during summer, we do not go outside unless we are covered in 50+ sunscreen.
48 degree Celsius (118.4 F) days are killers!
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You’re into some weird stuff… Then again, thats expected of male blood elves.
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/drops folding lawn chair and tosses popcorn to the side
“Y-yeah! You’re into some weird stuff, Lightwood. Umm, for shame…?”
/slinks off quickly
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Wow. Impressive. Where did you find Lola Bunny tea?
Get those hooves outta here and bring some of those thicc orc thighs my way.
And what’s wrong with that?
You rang?
Hope you’re Guardian spec’d 
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I will join with Zaela in saying male belves are pigs.
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Doesnt exist. We have females and masculine females.