How come Centaurs can be naked and I can't

There was an effort to…I guess humanize Centaurs. They are basically like us except they are horseys on the bottom. But most of them are naked. I noticed that Blizzard removed their wingwangs and yoohoos but if thats acceptable how come I have to wear underwear?

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Youre spare parts bud

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You ever try to put pants on a horse?

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I’m pretty sure this post ended this thread with both science and common sense!

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Because they have tails to cover their huge exposed horse anuses

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I like how OP subtly requests that horse genitalia be added to the game.

…does the OP want to be neutered?

Just visit the barber shop and request that your “wingwangs” or “yoohoos” be removed and we will call it a day.

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Because your humans said so. They took almost no offense to our scaly bodies.

I mean, it’s low fruit bait, but I do agree. Those with fur or scales shouldn’t have to wear clothing in general. Tex Avery, Princess Sally, Chip n’ Dale, it’s totally okay to ‘barbie-doll’ folk that have fur or scales. Knowing how it feels when my hair is in my shirts sometimes, it could even be more comfortable to the character.

Hell, in the MoP beta, Pandaren literally didn’t have underwear.

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At the very least it sounds like its a sacrifice he’s willing to make to go pants-free.

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:skull:

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So do Draenei.

For some of us! +zing+!!

Sounds like someone needs to get out more.