How can cats survive wow?

You got old gods, dragons, zombies and crazy bloodthirsty races on the Horde side.

It’s time to remove cats from wow.

Cat.

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The perennial cat hate thread from Graveclaw. :roll_eyes:

Really wish I didn’t need to re-add people to the iggy list on every character I have.

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The real question isn’t how cats survive (cats are everywhere), but why there’s so few dogs around.

Humans (and presumably humaniod-esque things) like dogs! We bring them everywhere!

Why is my only tameable dog pet for my hunter a mastiff from the 2010s, unless I want dead dog or robot?

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They go to Revendreth.

Mr. Bigglesworth pretty much ran Naxxramas.

Too bad a group of angry nerds decided to kill him.

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I am not bloodthirsty!

I’ve been getting all I want.

Ducks, the aquatic, travel, and shapeshift form of the gnome druid.

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Drinking from Moon Wells upped those 9 lives to 99 lives.

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I am.

Cat: “Rawr, I’m fierce and indifferent! Look at how fast I am! Look at these claws!”

Dog: “I recognize the Apex predator when I see it, so I’ll befriend it and watch as it dominates and reshapes the world while the cats go extinct.”

Dogs >>> Cats

Especially from an evolutionary standpoint.

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Dogs: “My human brings me food to eat every day. He must be God!”
Cats: “My human brings me food to eat every day. I must be God!”

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Human: “We can only keep one. Which one is useful?”

Yeahhhhhh, no.

There are hunting dogs, police dogs, and dogs used in the military…all of which are risky roles, considering they’re around humans with guns. Have you ever heard of a cat doing that?

Tell me again who’s smarter.

Translation: “Which one can I talk into running out in front of me while I have a shotgun in my hands?”

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Maybe then the ducks will come back?

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Translation: “I like cats, so I’ll turn this into an irrelevant argument about risk that misses the point.”

As a species, dogs are more valuable than cats. That is a fact, and that fact alone ensures their survival.

This is rich, considering you invented a scenario where an unnecessary choice had to be made between the two to make your own irrelevant point. Irony lives.

By the way…I love both cats AND dogs. I have a dog, but no cat right now. I was simply making a joke based on a dog’s fearless loyalty.

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Maybe you just don’t know the right cats. I’m convinced mine could survive a nuclear explosion. She’s insane.

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Simple. They have 9 lives so they can take quite a few world ending calamities

This cat is the worse of them all!

I did the little quest line and mini game thing to collect her because she’s so (visually) cute. Then I summoned her and she does creepy emotes!! Lots of them! But the final icing on the cake was when she whispered me and said my skin looked tasty.

Last time I ever had her summoned. I’m a chicken :rofl: