How bad do our characters smell?

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I can’t even imagine how bad our characters smell.

Wading in gunk, dirty water, goblin/gnome oil spills, constant salt water and then occasionally we clean ourselves in a clean pond (but this is rare).

There are no showers, bathrooms or anything that would let our characters clean ourselves.

I can imagine we smell worse than a prehistoric caveman with all the stuff our characters go through. Not to mention the massive amount of sweat that builds up. Does anyone in azeroth even clean their clothes? Everyones clothes must be nastier than dumpster diving in real life.

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I smell like irradiated human baby.

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i havent seen a shower in any house in stormwind or org … so pretty bad. But i imagine the smell of others are blocking each other out .

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If you aren’t on a RP realm then it doesn’t matter.

I’d like to believe that every character has a house and a working shower but that is just me.

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I’m not sure entirely how that would smell like, but must be better than the rotting smell forsaken must always carry with them.

But I suppose like kannil sorta posted, maybe everyone stinks so terribly that no one even notices rotting smells or someone who just swam in a oil slick and came out to get a couple gold coins out of it. The NPCs never complain, so must be a really smelly world.

Which poses the question…is it really bad smells if the whole world smells bad to begin with? No one would even notice.

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I smell like a mixture of a nice old book and a REAL man.

Ladies love it! :sunglasses:

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Probably pretty bad. She likes to tinker, so she’s a stinker.

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Maybe you have no showers. I have a shower!

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Draenei have it in established lore that we bathe regularly.

So the rest of you plebe smell like you roll around in Undercity.

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/sniffs self

I smell like a man…Orc…

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I’ve told I smell like rich mahogany!

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There’s nature’s showers aka waterfalls. Homemade perfumes (and maybe soaps) made from flowers by the hippies. And I’m sure BEs have conjured up tons of perfume. If all else fails, NB will just create an illusion and none will be the wiser. :owl:

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An illusion? What funk are you hiding?

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that’s why night elves are awesome. moon wells = amazing hygene!

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As death knights, i thknk we probably smell the worst. Maybe the forsaken?

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I smell like orc sweat

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I smell like success.

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A fresh undead death knight probably would be the worst - very ripe.

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Imagine if they had been walking through tanaris for hours in the heat.

Chemical weapon

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As long as you keep dry you will mummify correctly. Nothing worse than a soggy zombie.

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