When we go through warchiefs like toilet paper
Or when they keep being written as one-dimensional villains
EVERYONE was fine with Vol'Jin until blizz killed him off in the most undignified footnote of a death
Then we got stuck with the forsaken that was rewritten as hitler 2
Well, what they mean by "faction pride" is purchasing the Blizzcon virtual ticket so you can get the faction pride banner....
Blizzard doesn't want you to have faction pride.
Id say they were kicking us in the teeth if I had any left. Funny how they always worry about trying to foster Alliance pride and at the same time we are being dragged through the dirt.
11/04/2018 12:12 AMPosted by HolfirWhen we go through warchiefs like toilet paper
We've gone through like two wachiefs in about 5 years. I hope you've gone through more rolls of toilet paper than that.
11/04/2018 12:18 AMPosted by Magnarok11/04/2018 12:12 AMPosted by HolfirWhen we go through warchiefs like toilet paper
We've gone through like two wachiefs in about 5 years. I hope you've gone through more rolls of toilet paper than that.
We've gone through a 3 warchiefs in 4 expansions
Lost Thrall in cata
Lost Garrosh in MOP
Lost Voljin in Legion (and he barely did anything in the one expansion he was alive)
11/04/2018 12:18 AMPosted by Magnarok11/04/2018 12:12 AMPosted by HolfirWhen we go through warchiefs like toilet paper
We've gone through like two wachiefs in about 5 years. I hope you've gone through more rolls of toilet paper than that.
I use a copy of before the storm for all my toilet paper needs. Does each chapter count as a roll?
11/04/2018 12:12 AMPosted by HolfirWhen we go through warchiefs like toilet paper
If warchiefs are toilet paper what does that make the horde?
Soz someone had to. =P
I just had tacos. Can I borrow Baine for a while?
Lore died with the Lich King.
You do realize the Horde has the best racials and the best PvE and PvP progression?
11/04/2018 12:53 AMPosted by DrtotemzYou do realize the Horde has the best racials and the best PvE and PvP progression?
Got nothing to do with the Horde story just being rehashed internal conflict and offing more leaders.
11/04/2018 12:53 AMPosted by DrtotemzYou do realize the Horde has the best racials and the best PvE and PvP progression?
Of course he goes full ADHD and talks about mechanics in a thread about story
You lose Warchiefs, we lose cities.
You're not supposed to have faction pride.
You're supposed to realize that you are all worthless, aimless trash, the sputum of the universe, unworthy to even exist much less have leadership that is of any worth or quality whatsoever.
You're supposed to writhe in shame at the very thought of your existence, and constantly self-flagellate while eating broken glass and moldy carob candybars.
You're supposed to eventually wither and shrivel, horribly aware of your teeming inadequacy, your unspeakably pathetic excuse for an existence constantly preying on your meager semblance of a mind as the horror of your pointless lives grows upon your minds-- such as they are-- until you finally collapse in utter and hapless despair, desiring nothing but the cold embrace of death, yet knowing it shall forever be denied to you-- and that instead, you are doomed to a meaningless and fetid existence without any chance of escape for all eternity. (The Forsaken have a head start on the rest of you with that last bit.)
There. Now that that's out of the way, don't you feel better about your corrupt semi-lives and your miserable lack of any possibility of any worthwhile purpose?
Toodles.
You're supposed to realize that you are all worthless, aimless trash, the sputum of the universe, unworthy to even exist much less have leadership that is of any worth or quality whatsoever.
You're supposed to writhe in shame at the very thought of your existence, and constantly self-flagellate while eating broken glass and moldy carob candybars.
You're supposed to eventually wither and shrivel, horribly aware of your teeming inadequacy, your unspeakably pathetic excuse for an existence constantly preying on your meager semblance of a mind as the horror of your pointless lives grows upon your minds-- such as they are-- until you finally collapse in utter and hapless despair, desiring nothing but the cold embrace of death, yet knowing it shall forever be denied to you-- and that instead, you are doomed to a meaningless and fetid existence without any chance of escape for all eternity. (The Forsaken have a head start on the rest of you with that last bit.)
There. Now that that's out of the way, don't you feel better about your corrupt semi-lives and your miserable lack of any possibility of any worthwhile purpose?
Toodles.
11/04/2018 01:04 AMPosted by EnekieYou lose Warchiefs, we lose cities.
Yep. Rule of WoW writing:
You can either lose leaders, or lose communities.
Your leaders can either sit and do nothing, or do stuff at the expense of being neutral.
You can either be written competently villainous, or heroically incompetent.
Choose one in each category, not both.
11/04/2018 12:18 AMPosted by Magnarok11/04/2018 12:12 AMPosted by HolfirWhen we go through warchiefs like toilet paper
We've gone through like two wachiefs in about 5 years. I hope you've gone through more rolls of toilet paper than that.
when I was single I bought a 12 pack lasted me a year or so. get married, have kids and that becomes chomp change. Maybe he living the dream and being single.
Horde players have no room to be complaining since the game is called World of Hordecraft
You guys literally get everything and anything y'all want and yet still cry about whatever you can find
You guys literally get everything and anything y'all want and yet still cry about whatever you can find
Ya'll had Thrall and he got inserted into everything, even after he stopped being Warchief.
Ya'll had Garrosh that was a reasonably competent villain, insofar as any leader in Warcraft is competent. He even made gains for a while without being comically evil. Ya'll roasted him for bombing Theramore but then Teldrassil happens and you shrug it off. Garrosh actually did stuff for the Horde and wanted to win. Thrall kinda just sat there and waited for the plot to move. Better days, better writing for the most part honestly, but this is today and I'd give anything to have old Papa Garrosh back.
Vol'jin actually gets up to stuff after dying. Let that sink in. He becomes an interesting character as a friendly ghost. He's done more after getting rekt by a random daemon than he ever did as Warchief.
Ya'll had Garrosh that was a reasonably competent villain, insofar as any leader in Warcraft is competent. He even made gains for a while without being comically evil. Ya'll roasted him for bombing Theramore but then Teldrassil happens and you shrug it off. Garrosh actually did stuff for the Horde and wanted to win. Thrall kinda just sat there and waited for the plot to move. Better days, better writing for the most part honestly, but this is today and I'd give anything to have old Papa Garrosh back.
Vol'jin actually gets up to stuff after dying. Let that sink in. He becomes an interesting character as a friendly ghost. He's done more after getting rekt by a random daemon than he ever did as Warchief.