-Police Report, filed by Captain Vhalken at approximately 10:20pm PST-
I was patrolling the roads of Duskwood at 9:13pm. It was a typical evening, when I heard a call over the radio: “Horde spotted! Dozens of them! We need back up! Officers down, Triple 9 I repeat, Officers down! 999!”
I turned to Deputy Altherion, downshifting my 2016 Dodge Charger into third gear. “Hit the lights.” I stated flatly as we sped off toward the call.
We arrived on scene around 9:20pm. The triple 9 had called in squad cars from the entire region, and we were lucky it had.
I noticed immediately that this wasn’t an ordinary protest. This was an entire caravan of illegal Horde thugs attacking human lands. It didn’t take long to size up the situation and take command, after all, I’ve been on the force for 15 years now.
Bodycam image: https://i.imgur.com/u2RUbou.jpg
After dispensing Gnomish Tear Gas™, and using only necessary force, we were able to push them back into Duskwood, and begin making arrests.
Bodycam images:
https://i.imgur.com/RHPrsjd.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/enDgdkz.jpg
With most of the mob now dispersed, I led the charge to clean up the stragglers. Unfortunately Chief, some of them didn’t make it back to the station alive. On the bright side though, some of them didn’t make it back to the station alive.
We got back to town around 9:50pm, to the praises of the local community. A woman asked me to marry her as I entered the inn, but I told her I was just doing my job. “All in a days work, eh Captain?” a Deputy asked me. “Hot Damn I love working on Alliance soil.” I replied, lighting a cigar.
I refrained from having more than four drinks during the celebrations, since I was on the job of course. Afterwards, we waded through the crowd of fans and women to get back in my 2016 Dodge Charger and returned to the station.
Bodycam Image: https://i.imgur.com/xqaC1hr.jpg
I just hope the Horde remember to stay in the Barrens where they belong, until they can apply for Alliance citizenship legally on the Blizzard store for $35.00, plus tax.
-Captain Vhalken, Paladin Police Force
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