Earthen are made of rocks…
Orcs eat rocks!
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You rang 
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But Earthen also eat rocks.
Does this mean all Horde Earthen are (or once were) Orcs?
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Yes 
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No no no. Just because they are a little slow, doesn’t mean they eat rocks. I’d watch my back if I was a vulpera though. Who knows how many blood elves have also “gone missing?”
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I sell Vulpera meat to Rona Greenteeth. It’s just skunk. This makes it posh so everyone wants it, and pays a ton for it, but nobody really consumes any amount of it. So there’s always demand at a high price but it’s always easy to fill.
I also sell her Earthen meat, and it’s just rocks mixed with tin ore.
You can not mine me small furry one.
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I love this thread and the replies so much. lol
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well, are you made of Bismuth? because if you are, i’m afraid you’re becoming part of my gold making scheme whether you like it or not
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Taking care of Bismuth
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These orcs have no taste. They probably eat rocks raw, no love of proper seasoning or tenderizing.
I don’t. I just tell Rona Greenteeth I do. She buys rocks off me because I tell her it’s Earthen meat.
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I might need a wolf-skin rug for my hut.
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Oh well.
Just cook Dragonbreath Chili with real Drakthyr meet.
That or possible cannibals like the undead can be? I mean so long as their memory cores are intact they could just boot up a new body…although I don’t think you want to wake up in a new body after enduring being devoured by your own kin… might be quite some crazy nightmares for a good while after that kinda thing
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enters, is totally confused as to the context, walks back out
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I just think Earthen will make a fine addition to our roads, mix them with draenei we get indestructible roads.
Hey baby, it’s the danger that made me do it. bow-chicka-wow-wow