Horde gets majestic, powerful, trolls with a vast and sprawling empire.
Alliance gets… fat people.
Horde gets an ancient and elusive race of elves with a great catchphrase, along with tauren with tattoos.
Alliance gets… even holier Draenei and blood elves on purple crack.
Horde gets brown orcs that stand tall and proud
Alliance gets… emo dwarves that shop at hot topic.
Is this some kind of joke? Why is it that everything the Horde gets is better? From races, to mounts, to an interesting story. Fact: All of WoW’s lead developers play Horde. There’s nothing wrong with this per say but there’s bound to be natural neglect towards the Alliance in all aspects if the people that make the game only play one faction.
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I like how you grossly misrepresent each race as you go in order to support your narrative.
Does your day job happen to be as a writer for a partisan news outlet?
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Man, and here I thought Alliance were begging for those Emo Dwarves for years.
Guess I was wrong :c
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We need two game directors, one from each faction, that have to work with each other and come to agreements.
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It’s literally impossible to describe the Alliance allied races in any positive way except for Dwarves, but I’ll try.
Alliance got Kul’tirans that eat a lot?
They got a long requested dwarven tribe. (Oh wait, Horde got 3 different orc tribes)
Void Elves are an abomination that never should’ve happened.
And Draenei lead by a human paladin. Yay.
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It sounds like you may be playing the wrong faction
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if thats how you feel why dont u just play horde then??
clearly you like horde better
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The Horde is a great faction. The Alliance should be great too.
It’s a two faction game.
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We of the Alliance shall overpower the Horde with the power of whining!!
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If Horde is so much better then why dont you play Horde?
From all the allied races I have on Horde side I made zero meanwhile I have like 5 Void Elves. And thinking of race changing my Draenei to lightforged.
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Does anyone else find it ironic that a Panda is talking about ‘fat people’… Seriously… You’re not only fat, but you cater to the furry crowd.
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Complaining about Horde bias in your own biased thread with no facts? And I’m genuinely surprised a Human Male Paladin didn’t write this to be honest, especially since it’s Sunday. Ridiculous.
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Let me see if I can try my own hand at this.
clears throat
Alliance gets powerfully built, gritty humans with a vast and sprawling naval trade empire.
Horde gets… straight-backed trolls.
Alliance gets an ancient and light-infused race of eredar with a great character to drive its recruitment quests, along with cooler-looking Blood Elves with actual mustache options.
Horde gets… mana-addict Night Elves and moose Tauren.
Alliance gets Dwarves infused with the primal power of elemental fire that have endured adversity for centuries.
Horde gets… brown-skinned Orcs that were chased out of their home by a religious cult.
Is this some kind of joke?
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you’re ignorant to the fact that this is all just opinion and your feelings will never equal fact in nearly any situation
looking objectively
you think the horde is better and cooler in everyway
congrats you are a fan of the horde
someone out there feels the way you do about the horde, but about the alliance
ur welcome for introducing you to your own feelings maybe you can learn from this
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I think the Human Male Paladins are off on another crusade and paid this Panda to speak for them.
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I think I laughed harder at this than I should have…
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Oh boy, the Alliance Whining Crew is back. Please, stop making your fellow Alliance members look bad.
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Oh wait. I shouldn’t have even replied. I forgot its Sunday today. Whoops! NOTHING TO SEE HERE, FOLKS!
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Nah, it’s funny. It’s amazing how, by changing things only slightly, you can point out how biased the person who wrote them is.
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No, it’s not. If you don’t like it then
“the Horde is there waiting on you”
~unnamed developer
Most developers play Horde, not Alliance.
Most players play Horde, not Alliance.
Most players who take the game even slightly serious play Horde, not Alliance.
Why should the developers invest more time on Alliance than they already do?
You Alliance players can either accept the fact that you’re second class players or you can go play Horde, it’s really that easy.
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