HMP thread

Human male paladins only, no inferior race class combo allowed.

am I doing this right?
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Yes. It’s perfectly HMP. No point to the thread, really at all, which apparently for HMPs is the point.

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Thank you kind void warlock, now, the door’s that way.

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I feel like this thread is going to have a lot of specifically not human male paladins.

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Whatever gave you that idea?

Breaks out keg

I for one am looking forward to everyone else who’s going to crash this party. Nothing quite like a good party than one that has been deliberately set up to be crashed.

Begins practicing winks and smiles for when the Elves show up.

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:wink:

Hey big boy

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You specifically need the High/Blood Elf women for your Human Potential™

We’re not sure if it works on Void Elves yet.

Hello fellow HMP’s, how’s it going?

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Highmountain Pandaren? Hugely Massive Pauldrons? Human Microbiome Project?

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Hey, you humans wanna take Thunder Bluff?

(wanders into thread…)

I was told there would be snacks?

:cookie:

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I’m always in the mood for snacks. Specifically the cookie kind!

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I hate to burst your divine bubbles but I remember someone posted a statistic once that Night Elf, Female Druid is actually the most popular race / gender / class in the game.

Sorry HMP, but you don’t deserve your own threads anymore.

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I like how your name has the word boy in it, yet you look like a middle aged man going through a mid-life crisis.

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Doing the HMPty dance!

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So glad warriors can do this again!

That would be a no from me :purple_heart:

Tell me that Calia Menethil is perfect to be a foresaken leader, and how horde are evil and Baine is the only good guy.

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Sorry brah, but no shirt means no salvation. If you were a true HMP you would know that.

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