Human male paladins only, no inferior race class combo allowed.
Yes. It’s perfectly HMP. No point to the thread, really at all, which apparently for HMPs is the point.
Thank you kind void warlock, now, the door’s that way.
I feel like this thread is going to have a lot of specifically not human male paladins.
Whatever gave you that idea?
Breaks out keg
I for one am looking forward to everyone else who’s going to crash this party. Nothing quite like a good party than one that has been deliberately set up to be crashed.
Begins practicing winks and smiles for when the Elves show up.
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Hey big boy
You specifically need the High/Blood Elf women for your Human Potential™
We’re not sure if it works on Void Elves yet.
Hello fellow HMP’s, how’s it going?
Highmountain Pandaren? Hugely Massive Pauldrons? Human Microbiome Project?
Hey, you humans wanna take Thunder Bluff?
(wanders into thread…)
I was told there would be snacks?

I’m always in the mood for snacks. Specifically the cookie kind!
I hate to burst your divine bubbles but I remember someone posted a statistic once that Night Elf, Female Druid is actually the most popular race / gender / class in the game.
Sorry HMP, but you don’t deserve your own threads anymore.
I like how your name has the word boy in it, yet you look like a middle aged man going through a mid-life crisis.
Doing the HMPty dance!
So glad warriors can do this again!
That would be a no from me ![]()
Tell me that Calia Menethil is perfect to be a foresaken leader, and how horde are evil and Baine is the only good guy.
Sorry brah, but no shirt means no salvation. If you were a true HMP you would know that.