Disgruntled Subscriber: You were trying to quit the game right? Walked right into that time sunk cost fallacy, same as us and that whale over there.
Whale: Damn you complainers. Wow was fine until you came along. Game was nice and rng filled. If they hadn’t been trying to please you, I could’ve been in full titanforged gear right now and be more geared than the average CE player. You there. You and me we shouldn’t be here. It’s these complainers Blizzard wants.
Disgruntled Subscriber: We’re all payers in binds now whale.
Whale looks at New World
Whale: And what’s wrong with that game?
Disgruntled Subscriber: Watch your tongue! You’re speaking of New World the true WoW killer.
Whale: New World? That new MMO? You’re the newest hyped up MMO, but if the playerbase already got bored of you…oh gods where are they taking us?
Disgruntled Subscriber: I don’t know where were going but content droughts await.
Whale: No this can’t be happening this isn’t happening
Disgruntled Subscriber: Hey, what expansion did you start playing in, Whale?
Whale: Why do you care?
Disgruntled Subscriber: A wow player’s last thoughts should be of nostalgia
Whale: WOTLK, I started playing in WOTLK
(Random blizzard employee to avoid breaking TOS by calling out a specific employee): General Blizzard Employee sir! The payment terminal is waiting!
Random blizzard employee: Good let’s get this over with
Whale: Thunderfury jokes, Wrath,MoP,Legion,TBC Nostalgia please help me.
Disgruntled Subscriber: Look at him, General Blizzard Employee and it looks like the shareholders are with him. Damn shareholders, I bet they had something to do with this
