Hey, Worgen

I’m cutting my tail off and auctioning it for gold. Any takers? Provideth me your biddings.

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Don’t be a fool.
You’re a fridge on legs, that tail is the only thing keeping you out of wheelbarrow mode.

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Sorry, I want a tail without blood on it.

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I’ll wash it off?

snatches tail and scampers away

HEHE

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I’d look like I got a mangy tail with no fur.

Use a grey marker and glue some cotton balls to it and it’s a deal.

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Sorry, we want a nice tail. Now any vulpera wants to sell theirs’…

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I’ll buy some fur and super glue it.


Voila

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Don’t you dare post it at the trading post!

No NEVER i love my fluffy soft tail i spend so much time on tail care .

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Vulpira tails should be a lootable item in war mode. That will give worgens a temporary tail for an hour.

So dare I ask… how does one “attach” that tail?

(I’m laughing like crazy I don’t think the OP realizes what that is)

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lol hey I gotta ask.

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Nobody wants your crockolisk reject tail. Sell it to one of the broken.

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There is a long history of our two races fighting over the tail, it’s led to the demise of many a worgen like this brave soul (it’s sfw, shame on you for wondering, it’s a kid’s cartoon)
~https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3id8es

Only if i can use gnomes as lawn statutes.

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The tails war yes i heard many stories about it .

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How about you sell me your whole body on ice to be raised into a servant of undeath?

Been there, done that on the whole raised into servant of undeath thing, would not recommend.

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