am n00dl
it is good to meet you yes.
do not mind my n00dls, they don’t bite. they love company actually
What’s the point of this thread?
uh
I guess a chance to get to know you! You wanna throw a blurb down about yourself or your character? Please be vain if you like, but brief. <:
I am Baitan, King of the Boops.
Step to me, you better watch ya snoot.
Yeah, I’ve seen your cutie show up with ya
But after you get hit, she’s leavin with your boopa
Yeah I’m a big bad moosecow, so what?
Ima be the one laughin’ when you’re on ya butt
I have a cute elfsnoot, don’t boop too hard.
but yes good hello it is nice to meet royalty.
may i introduce you to the mayor of tento town?
it’s just a tentacle with a monocle
Are these n00dls edible or are they the kind that will squirm out of your mouth if you try to eat it?
I can never trust pasta from a voidling.
These are 100% bio-edible n00dls, but they do squirm, but they do not squirm away
they know their purpose is to be eaten
savor them in their rich asiago-void alfredo saus as it is meant to be
all pastas are open to you with the void, my friend.
This makes me conflicted. But.
Pasta is pasta.
Maybe you void guys aren’t so bad after all.
My name is Quinn.
I come from the land of the ice and snow, of the midnight sun, where the hot springs blow.
I’m an okay dead elf guy.
good yes good.
we cordially invite you to dins. the seats are kind a squishy uhm. yeah it’s fine.
.
Ursuola postin’ fish vids
no shh, you’re bootifulu.
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haegolae wiju bi gojze
gaegogae ginu gahelja
.
you are now officially my favorite one. 
Do I get a badge?
. . . . . .
. . . . . .
it’s official yes.
I will wear it proudly.
[sticks it on chestplate like an insignia]
http(colon)//bit(dot)ly/taldorr-n00dl
enjoy. 
I can’t include links in my post, thus killing my comedic timing :c
Yaaaaaaaaaaay
Hi my name is Sarestha and I will protect the n00dls. You think you’ll get to them? Over my dead bod-…
… Damn it.
I can crush boulders with my thighs. Orcs should be bowing down.
O n00dl, O n00dl
O n00dly n00dl
The n00dliest n00dl of all
Please bestow us with your n00dly n00dls
For n00dly n00dls galore
Scorn the n00dl, deny the n00dl
And feel the n00dly n00dls of fate
Do this to your n00dls and your n00dls will see
you’re n00dl is a n00dl no more.
Famous last words.
woh
woh. i will sleep safe in my special mug knowing this. you are the first and grandest knight in all of tento-town. if it happened before that means your vigil is eternal. 
this is the most beautiful song that my n00dls ever heard. we are serenaded and swooning 