And I don’t belong on a pizza. If you happen to see me on one please report to the pizza police right away and they will help put these criminals in jail.
Thank you for your cooperation.
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You are a dark iron dwarf. Only female OG dwarfs can call themselves pineapples.
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What if I put some nice crispy bacon on there to keep you company?
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Tomato is a fruit. Pineapple is a fruit.
It’s harmony.
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IS THIS POST FUN?! I can neither confirm or deny but Be careful, the mods around here may just DELETE THE WHOLE TOPIC INSTEAD OF REMOVING A SINGLE INCREDIBLY TAME WORD.
Having said that, pineapple pizza eaters are scum.
I’m a turtle.
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Now I am wanting turtle pizza (with pineapple)
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I for one enjoy pineapple on pizza, and I won’t be shamed for what I like.
That said, I think we can all agree that there are two types of Pizza which must always be fought against.
This abomation:
And the Deep Dish Pizza.
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https://i.ytimg.com/vi/XKKXOW3V3Xs/maxresdefault.jpg
This abomination.
Pineapple is important if you want to have a dating life.
Just some helpful advice.
Some breakfast pizza?
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That looks delicious
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what is wrong with you guys? by far the most triggering thing i’ve seen in all of 2020.
That’s ghoulish and I’m angry at you for exposing me to it.
I disagree with you there, I’ll go ham on a deep dish.
I like turtles.
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(quietly ponders the poster being a pineapple and what it means that I have a recipe for pineapple shortcake cookies)
(is very confused)
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I will protect you from the evil pineapple pizza by eating it all. It will probably make me fat but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make for you!
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Fake news!
The Supreme Court has ruled that a tomato is a vegetable and it is the official vegetable of New Jersey.
(I’m not making this up)