Hello I'm a pineapple

Please don’t put me on pizza. This is extremely cruel.

Enjoy us pineapples as It was meant to be and it was meant to be put on a salad.

Thanks for not putting pineapple on pizza.

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I’ve got a pen… I’ve got a pineapple… put em together…

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Shut your cake hole and get back on my pizza!

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I kind of expected this dude to get pelted with a snowball. Disappointed.

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Pineapple is healthy. I like having them on pizza. Hawaiian pizza!

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Pineapple, allow me to introduce you to Hawaiian…

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Pineapple is great on pizza.
Its not my number 1 topping but goes great with ham, and goes great with bbq.

Doesn’t mix as nice with tuna pizza.

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I’ve never understood the whole pineapple on pizza thing. I tried it and it’s not great, it’s not something I’d ever order or go out of my way to eat again. But it’s not like… so completely disgusting that I threw up or anything.

It’s gross, and I don’t like it, but I don’t care if other people do.

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Sausage + Pineapple + Ranch = :heart:

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tuna and sweetcorn on pizza.
Order it all the time.
Its one of the best.

I feel like Karat is about to have a brain aneurysm.

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WAT.

You’re not alone.

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Kill it before it lays eggs.

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You taste delicious in an IPA beer at least.

I’m not sure if it matters or not if the tuna has laid eggs.

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Pineapples are badass. Did you know that they possess an enzyme which breaks down meat proteins, which is why a lot of people complain about their lips or tongue itching when they’re eating pineapples.

When you eat pineapple, pineapple eats you right back.

If you want to punish your mouth even harder, order pineapple on spicy pizza.

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