I. Will THROW YOU OVER THE EDGE AND INTO THE ABYSS. And then pull you out and THROW YOU BACK IN.
Stop pulling more than you can handle or jumping around and pulling extra and dying.
“skill issue” “git gud”
NO YOU.
Okay, thank you. 
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“Rez???” as I am visibly casting rez: never mind, I cancelled the cast, run your dumb butt back.
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Did a follower dungeon, didn’t you?
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“Goodbye, Tank!”
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I wish lol. I’m leveling up a HPal right now and a LOOOOT of new monk tanks are on the rise. And boy are they confidently cocky for being brand new to that role.
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Oh man, fotm brewmasters are the worst. They think being meta means they’re literally unkillable without pressing buttons.
halp healer i threw a goblin hot potato and dieded
rez pls 
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Opens the abyss door.
Guuah. Step on in. Go on. Git. GIT.
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Uh, hello?? tap tap tap Healer?? Are you there??
You are? Good, I wanted to say thanks for the great heals and gl next
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I dont wanna its dark and scary 
Literally the most powerful survivability buff is just a little civility to the healer. Compliments, honest and earned (and have a reasonable threshold for this, folks) ones, are so valuable here. Healers are pretty much carrying the game in anything that’s PUGed.
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Hm. Are they going to normalize “Hello nurse” instead?
Wait, no. That won’t fly anymore. Oh. M+ thread. Nevermind, too many variables.
I mained resto druid for the longest time. Up until MoP when we were all OP, I could heal anything. But after that, I stopped healing stupid. If people didn’t know their limits, don’t kick or don’t interrupt…. I didn’t bother healing them. And if you said “hello healer?” I’d literally tell them “I don’t heal stupid”. Let them learn the hard way.
Yeah that one. No please, no rez.
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They want a rez in a dungeon where rez stone follows you each boss, so they are right next to a rez stone
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It wasn’t the size of the pull, it was the lack of kicks from those sorry dps. Honest Abe……
9 times out of 10, it’s the size of the pull.
10 out of 10 times it’s only a problem if someone wasn’t pushing buttons right. Some groups can pull massive, some groups can’t even handle a standard double pull even with lust. The deciding factor is how well they push their buttons.
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If someone tries to blame me for their lack of situational awareness or bad tanking… I will absolutely— and very politely— tell them everything they did wrong, in detail.
And if they continue to do it, I will continue to let them die. Especially the DPS.
Like the one Mage in Zul’farrakwho kept standing in front of all the mobs in melee range with the tank, taking cleaves to the face. And when I told them to stop, they refused. So I just kept letting them die. Eventually the tank couldn’t take their constant “HEALER???” messages and said Mage was kicked.
You meant “stop pulling more than your own self-heal, so I can watch netflix and play with 1 finger at the same time” ?
Git out of the mud.
Wash with a sud.
Go and git gud.
Don’t die with a thud.
“Git gud” has to be the worst sounding pep talk phrase ever.