Hi there, fellow hai elfs, blud elfs, nay elfs and nayborn. As you can see, I too am an elf and not one of those void abominations. /eye twitch
I definitely am not an ethereal who has overtaken this elf body, I mean why would I even be that, right? aha haha ahahahaha ha…
I’ve always been a fleshy being, definitely. For you see, like everyone else I do enjoy normal fleshy being activities such as…scratching…
So fellow elfs, are you interested in watching a rit…magic show or sorts?
It’s fellow ELVES not ELFS. Sheesh.
Hiya Kat, nice to meet ya! 
See I know you can’t be a real elf, because every real elf takes at least a year of theater in elf school and none of them would be this bad at acting natural.
I’m trying to unlock Void Elves to be one, so can I join the club? 
You positively REEK of Void Heresy.
Hello there I am an elf, and this is what I say…
GO BACK TO YOUR CORNER YOU LIAR
You know real elves enjoy setting themselves on fire, I mean, look at how well the big tree night elves lived on lit up? So you should set yourself on fire to prove that you are a real elf!
Hello blud elf paldin
I was homschooled…
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GLORY TO AZOTH’AMLTH
I mean…Glory to the alaians! yes…that…and death to the Jord…
Yes, definitely…
Why why would you even think that fellow globin?
Are you a dog elf? I am definitely not a liar /eye twitch
I do not believe that is an efficient thing to do…
Well I have pointy ears, you decide.
Don’t you gnomesplain to me we can be elfs if we want to.
Fiiiiiiiiiine, go punt the shorter races like gnomes! Not goblins though, they are too green to punt.
Your words say “no” but your tentacles say otherwise 
Would you be interested in coming to telogrus rift for a quick overtak…break?
But my legs are tired why do you fleshy beings walk instead of float…I mean…I shall do so at once…
Ah hello there fellow vo-void elf, yes, glad t see another ethere- I mean another fellow elf of the void here hah haha ha.
I’ve been to that place. Just a bunch of floating rocks with goth barbies pretending to do void stuff.
Hmm. Seems legit.
What’s that purple mist?
I too am an elf, for I enjoy making cookies and puffed rice cereal
I love rit-magic shows as well! I know a few gnomes and a couple blood elves that have always “wanted” to participate!
muffled voice from backround “no I don’t!”
As you can tell, pure excitement!
Yes, definitely nothing else going on at all. Totally…
…That is…my perfume.
Perfection! everything going according to plan!..for the festival of course.
Hello toren friend.
You are not a fellow elf.
You are a tentacle haired abomination.