[H]<Cabal> Semi-Hardcore |15/15 Naxx | LF Resto Sham, Mage, & Shadow Priest| T/Th 8:30p-12 EST

Ice cream is not one of the four food groups. That would be candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.

Wow, right when I was about to forgive you for not including hunters in the “treats” you were passing out earlier, you go and say something like that. Ice cream is the only dessert that matters.

also, not to be pedantic but candy corn and candy canes fall under candy umbrella - you can’t count that as 3 things

Tell that to Buddy the Elf.

can¡dy

/ˈkandē/
noun

a sweet food made with sugar or other sweeteners, typically formed in small, shaped pieces and flavored with chocolate, fruit, or nuts.

I dunno, sometimes you say I’m the wurst.

Do you mean, like terrible, or tasty like a bratwurst?

I think everyone that reads this knows EXACTLY which I mean

Yes, I do. It really means I’m the best.

No! I am the best

yeah, but you’re not a hunter so you can’t be the best

#liveyourbestlife

Know how you could help me live my best life? Say something that magically makes a good rogue appear!

{Generic snappy comeback}

Van, You’re letting me down with that zero effort reply

Full disclosure: I was in a sugar coma from raiding my stash of Hallow’s End candy corn.

That’s because no one wants to get candy corn from a dodgy van guy

I dunno 3% health and mana per second is a helluva drug.

That is my bank alt.

Does that make it somehow better?

We are a team, gonna arena some dark alleyways.

Looking for a resto druid for Naxx