Have you seen my wife?

I’m really sad that I entered this thread only to find it wasn’t posted by some orc with a crazy alt-code version of Mankrik as their name.

Well it’s Mother’s Day Sunday, perhaps she needed some “me” time. I suggest giving the hut a good cleaning and fixing her a nice meal when she returns.
Chocolates and flowers are nice too.

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Can I have her stuffs?

Have you checked Goldshire?

This is natural behavior female night elf dk overlord!

I should really get pics of my wife

I manage to pleased papa blizz, so i can free myself from panda!

Thank you for trying to help poor ol fleb my dashing green knight.

Nah, that aint my style.

What a beautiful idea, my wife would be so happy when she get back and i’ll get some good good times in the chambers.

If you take her stuff, i shall eat you timbit.

No orc in there 8(

I took your wife and shes geting dp from me and my pet

i thought this was goin 2 b a post makin fun of my dad so i clikced on it in agner btu now i fel a lil bad 4 u
my advise is this go fidn sum1 better it wont b hard orc woman r ugly

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The real question, now that you’ve found your wife again, is… Did you ever find those pants I gave you after you busted out of the stockades?

They were Viking Santa’s personal gift to you.

Grabs Fleb and pulls him into a hug. Welcome back Dear, try not to anger the Blizzard overlords again. You know they are still sour over you being named God Emporer of the Forums.

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D:

Thank you for ur wisdom zugzug man

Actually i had found those pants my dear beardy boi, i wear them really often on my stalking adventures!

Mmm, Izzy, i miss ur lovely touch, Blizz feared my greatness in the forum.

True greatness is always unjustly challenged by the established authority, take heart.

Can I become an honorary member of your family, Fleb?

Thank you, blizz will accept my rule sooner or later!

All is welcome to my family my big strong green monster!

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Still bringing home strays, I see …

We’ll setup another bed.

So say we all!

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Thanos: I am inevitable.

Ur the best my fluffykins!

Thanos is a great man indeed