Have you seen my wife?

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Greetings my sweetest of bumble bees, i’m a male human hunter of the highest standard! I’m really often out hunting various of preys and skinning them for my perfect pelt so i can craft a nice things like my new leather gun holster.

BUT ON THIS DARK DAY! I came back late to my shiny hut as usual and I realize something was wrong, the house was empty! My wife wouldnt never left the hut without informing her favorite human cuddle bear! I get in my stalker senses, searching for some clues but to no avail 8(

I run out of my home and start screaming her name, but no response, i gather my survival kit and i will do my best to find her and bring her back so we can back to our daily snuggle of good times.

But maybe the general discussion forum user, the high IQ of the people that dwell in this website, have seen my wife, she a strong somewhat scary looking brown orc women with a black cheerleader hair style. If you have any information about my darling, please send me a message by pigeon services and i shall reward you handsomely.

As always, thank and have a good day

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She left you for a Demon Hunter. Sorry.

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Oh no! How could your wife go missing? It’s such a mystery as to where she could be!

/hides key in pocket

Let me console you, my dear master

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I’m sensing that she may have left you for all kinds of bad boys and bad girls. She just wasn’t into your level of innocence and sincerity.

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Exactly. And since no one is worse than a Demon Hunter, it’s obvious that a Demon Hunter is the culprit.

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Mankrik found a new wife.

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I thought that was the shaman girl from southern barrens? Or did he leave her already?

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Quick! Someone call Mankrik!!!

He’ll know what to do!!

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Sorry to break it to you, Fleb. A certain gnome has captured your wife and baked her into one of her famous mag’har pizzas, which I will share with you to help in your mourning

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No sign of her sad to say :cry:

Keep faith Fleb! She’ll return to her cuddle bear :slightly_smiling_face:

I just know it! :woman_mage:

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I’m not the one who went and got smacked down by the banhammer and just disappeared without notice. Do you have any idea how long I waited for you?

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I can give you some of what was left.

*burrrp *

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Wow, don’t make it so obvious. Just summon one of your demonic dolls, and we’ll show up to reappropriate them.

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It puts the lotion on it’s brown orc skin or it gets the hose again!

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Wow. DHs go even as far as stealing wives? :open_mouth:

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Thank you for existing, God Emperor Fleb! :heart:

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Oooohhh! Things just got interesting…
:popcorn:

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My wife would never go to the edgy weaboo class

Why are you slowly walking toward me with a funny face !

Oh darling, if you only knew my true self 8)

I’ll beat Mankrik to the dirt if he stole my wife

No Mankrik help 8(

I would prefer to have you instead 8)

Thank you my favorite female human mage

Oh sweet jesus armpit, you came back to me! I just got smack for a month, but now we can become cute couple again.

Eating orc is bad, the high amount of steroid could destroy ur corpse.

Plz be gentle

Ah, a true follower of my ways, thank you for ur support!

Im scare!

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I’m flattered, Lord Fleb

can you dip me in milk first?