The fact that you care where she is is why she left you.
You have to ignore them, then they stay in order to figure out why you’re ignoring them.
/turns and mushes gf’s face and pushes her away
![:open_mouth:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/open_mouth.png?v=6" ":open_mouth:")
Dreta… There is no life for me without it!
Then you shall have no life! I demand a dwarf-beard flying carpet!
What if I gave you ale?
A fit substitute, and a wonderful beverage!
You waited so long your hair turned grey.
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Death by snu snu!
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This is a great excuse to found a new wife, Fleb. Why don’t you marry one of those scary female Night Elf Death Knight you met during your time in the slammer?
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Perhaps too soon. Fleb has not made his intentions clear, having reunited with his wife at least on this thread, if not formally.
We shall have to wait to see if a reunion is formed.
Ale is a peasant’s drink. Any self-respecting night elf restoring the Kaldorei Empire would be caught dead before drinking anything but the finest wines.
RP forums are… ------->>>> Thadda way!
And human decency on the forums is…
nowhere to be found! ![:slight_smile:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/slight_smile.png?v=6" ":slight_smile:")
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Darnit fleb! this is the fifth time this month >:O
alright, I’ll grab the guards and have jerry from accounting stay away, because no one likes jerry…
not as much as billy, but still.
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Well played Dreta. Is this the beginning of a noble Alliance against Human indecency?
This thread is heresy.
What you sayin about my son fleb mate?
I’ll have you know he’s a good boy!
…for his age…
We will remain subservient to disgusting human savages no longer. Will you join our cause, dwarf? I promise not to tear out and magic up your beard as a mount if you fight the humans with me.
This is the weirdest forum lore I’ve read.
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Done…
Deal…
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How long have you been here? Have you seen Fleb’s previous posts?
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A very welcome change from all the rage and disappointment threads, I’d say. I would like to see more like this. ![:upside_down_face:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/upside_down_face.png?v=6" ":upside_down_face:")
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