Have You Hugged a Tauren?

Community General Discussion
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Have you hugged your Tauren today? After all, we have the beef ! Also, some of us have majestic antlers !

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Antlers are for sparring with other males, or claiming females. Otherwise, they belong mounted on the wall above the fireplace.

Don’t see many tauren sparring or fighting to claim the females, so let’s go with option 3?

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/hug

I still can’t find a good burger in Thunder Bluff, but I like Tauren. :slight_smile:

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You’re just jealous because you have backwards horns. Jealousy will kill you eventually.

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The USDA beef industry will come after you long before jealousy does me in.

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Not tall enough. All I get is hoofs in my face.

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So do demon hunters?

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Oh, yay. Another one of these. Level 20 AR character. Can’t be bothered with actually leveling. Must race to the forums to post on the new character and act silly about my race choice.

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As a history buff I love and appreciate your name.

/hug

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Sadly I rarely see Tauren players in game. Goblins show less max level players compared to Tauren, but I see way more goblins then Tauren.

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Yeah, I hugged one with barbeque sauce. Then I layed him down to rest, on a grill. Cooked 6 minutes each side for perfection. And am now hugging him with my belly.

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Every time I see Baine I give him a hug. He’s not Cairne but better than nothing.

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/hug tauren are so nice

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Those are horns, not antlers.

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I hugged a tauren two days ago and woke up several hours later without kidney.

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That would be moolestation.

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I can Engineer some Rocket Boots for you if you need them. Even though I thought that was one of your Racial’s.

OP, /hug

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Have you ever used Goblin Rocket boots before? I don’t want to accidentally kill someone or myself.

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Yes, I have. I’d ask the Orc I was fighting to confirm my expertise with them, but he’s suffered some head trauma and might not remember the facts correctly.