Has Anyone Heard From Jonãs?

Well, of course! He’s my alter ego, right (or I’m his - hard to tell sometimes)?

Just a short synopsis so we can get to a “starting point”…

After marrying Allison - the innkeeper of The Gilded Rose in Stormwind - and learning he’s about to become a real dad for the very first time, he and I both got “called up” to serve as “advisors” for a new counterintelligence unit being formed in Ironforge.

That word advisor has a wide range of meanings, and, as luck would have it, “Non-Combatant” isn’t in the job description. So, after many hours in the field and classroom, we received our orders. “Project Squid” would begin the next day. No, there would not be time to call Allison and explain or give her a “heads-up” as to when we’d be back.
As far as she knew. he and I would serve in an advisory capacity only and the job would only take a week at the most. Cue the crickets, please. :ok_hand:

Ever served in the military? Did you enlist? If so, you will be familiar with a two-legged, lying POS known as The RECRUITER. Allow me to introduce Horst, the "project manager* who came equipped with his own “crock” full of something which he ladled out like a champ. Horst was also called back from his “cushy” office job which irritated him so much he couldn’t wait to make everyone else’s life as miserable as possible. In Vashj 'ir.

Because we’re allowed to “bend” our timeline a little, we will begin “Project Squid” here.

Meanwhile, “back at the farm”, Allison has given birth to “Jonãs Jr.” (haven’t named him yet), stepdaughter Airielle has a new baby brother, and life goes on as best it can.

Thanks,

Bill and Ol’ Jonãs

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