Has anyone else noticed that gnomes

are very short?

What’s up…or down with that?

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I feel that they are too tall! The playable gnomes are multiplied by a scale factor of 1.3, they are almost as tall as dwarves! Reduce gnome height!

they do get short with you…big tempers

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Gnomes are short because they wish they were hobbits. Unfortunately the Tolkien Estate decided they’d rather lock down on everything they could than allow hobbits to become a fantasy staple like Elves, Dwarves, and all the rest.

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what am I looking at here? a cyberpunk-ified version of a wow gnome or some such?

alas, that one appears to have the standard human number of digits

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As a dwarf, I appreciate gnomes since they give me someone to look down on.

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No, I have not noticed that.

I have noticed that Elves are unnaturally tall. It must be difficult for them to cope with all that altitude. :sunglasses:

D&D just called them halflings, and uh, also has gnomes.

Guys in the NBA say the same thing about the rest of us.

Megatokyo. Man, haven’t read them in a while.

Also, do you know why Gnomes don’t stay at parties for very long?
They are always planning to leave shortly.

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Gnomes are not short they’re Fun Size .

That’s why everyone looks at them like snacks