yeah it’s that time of year again, where you hide painted eggs around your yard and wait for santa claus to find as many as he can. do y’all have any special plans for valentine’s day?
… confused deer noises…
Like all holidays, i pretend they dont exist.
I like to sprinkle drops of homemade dew on said eggs.
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Yes but if I tell you then my wish won’t come true.
stands behind Mute and wiggles toes
EGG NOG!
So that means you go to work on the holidays yes? Since you’re ignoring them as federal holidays right
I work on holidays, but I never would want those taken away from others. That would be petty and cruel.
wiggles toes
TAKE MY LIKE!!!
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I have a soft spot for kittens.
Egg nog in September is the most exquisite and delicious.
Egg nog in July is even better.
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I’m going to get a giant turkey and stuff it with chocolate eggs. You know. The standard things
Chocolate eggs in a duck in a turkey in a Christmas pudding in a stocking hanging over the fire place
I bought a couple boxes of those valentine cards like we used to hand out in grade school and addressed them all to Gaahr
Do I need to buy flowers again already?
I should get a little box of those rolaid tasting hearts. I could give my wife 1 a year and never run out haha!
Dang, valentines day already?
Darn… I forgot to get a girlfriend… Again…
Oh geesh, Now you made me sad op all those memories come rushing through and what’s worse I have no love for valentine’s day ! 
I guess i’ll do like they did in the olden days and make hate cards for my neighbors and the gators .