i rather fight a goose the a lion more bragging points
or make friends with the goose to team up on the lion lol
Oh no that’s bad xD
Assuming you survive.
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Swans are worse than geese. Why are big birds so mean? 
They’re often delicious, and are aware of it.
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Because the one from sesame street bullied them.
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its not just the one its the others you have to look out for
swans are not mean they can die from a broken heart
We have a lot of wild turkeys around. They don’t follow you forever and try to peck you to death. Or am I thinking ZM?
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I watched one chase my son down a hill last week and nip his butt. He thought he could run at them and make them fly off.
It was one of those moments that you wished you had your camera out.
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Lol i had the displeasure of getting attacked once.
They are all neck and if you manage to grab just behind their head you can toss and run. Although getting to that point is something else.
Their bites hurt!
And yeah don’t go near em! They chase cause they have a nest somewhere
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or make a peace offering of bread lol
and do not run at an animal they will come back lol
that’s if its chasing you
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Depends some animals if you puff up and make a lot of noise they run off.
Oh we knew this, told him as much. Chalk it up to a “learning experience” and a mildly bruised ego…
Oh and we get to say remember that time a goose beat you up?
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Time to get some beer. Oh, you mean a different kind of puff up.
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How old is he?
true but 9/10 times it will work but that one time might not
but running will cause the chase they will not fight back
if standing the ground
12, going into HS this year. He’s my baby.
He gets a laugh out of it, even confessed it to his soccer team.
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Depends on the animal and situation and sometimes running makes it worse.
Happy Canada Day. Wish I could move there.
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