If you see a zombie, in org, and there is a vulpera in the area, you should immediately AND violently, toss the little things right at them. It will solve two problems. One being one less furbag on the streets spreading flees and infectious disease AND second the zombies won’t even consider eating something so vile as vermin.
I’M JUST SAYING, I’M JUST SAYING, OKAY? 
It’s okay, it’s okay.
Can we count you as a zombie, Mort? I mean, let’s be honest, you kinda fit the profile: corpse tottering around like it’s alive, eats brains - even though it’s dead and has no sense of taste, mindless… do you really want Vulpera tossed into your face? Isn’t it bad enough when we’re wrapped around your leg?
Secondly, I fail to see how there’ll be “One less furbag” as you so lovingly put it… I mean, in like 90% of cases, we won’t die by being thrown - and if the zombies won’t eat us, as you claim, then what good is it? Why bother?
As per all this nonsense about us Vulpera “Spreading fleas and infectious disease”: how can I put this, tactfully… YOU’RE A ROTTING CORPSE! Don’t pretend like you’re the embodiment of cleanliness and pristine living, Mort! I mean, up until just recently, you animated carcasses were living in a sewer - so, please, climb down from off that high-horse of yours before you make yourself look any worse!
Thanks for your time,
Chän
Seeing as you’ve had cannibalise keybound (probably to the same keybind) for the last 10 years easily one has to ask where it all eventually goes.
Colonoscopy bag 
I’s likes to reports that Kittys has personallys kills all threes zombies in Stormwinds and theys no is more.
It has been pleasures to serves and protects yous. Please makes checks payables to Kittys.
Thanks yous. The ends.
Right to my thighs, mostly 
he dead but he T H I C C