HALPS! Theys zombies is comins! Theys zombies is comins!

She screams violently as she runs into the city. Fear and desperation clearly smear across her face.

Peoples! Stops! PLEASE!

Her words rang out at the highest pitch

PLEASE listens! Kittys is has receives classifies informations that FLESH EATINS SCOURGES AND ZOMBIES is heads to our citys to DEVOURS its peoples. Its talks abouts at Harbors in major cities. Yous musts acts NOWS!

Stocks ups on foods and essentials. I’s no can stress this enoughs! We has become complacents latelys and no can affords to be blindsights!

Theys will eats yous mama’s, yous husbands, yous chil’rens. PLEASE STAYS INSIDES!

Kittys will be on dutys to assists where needs is at. If yous a soldiers, the times is NOWS!

Prepares, my peoples!

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Quickly! Buy up as much toilet paper as possible!

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Somebody get a muzzle on this thing

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Pfft… you’re just mad because you gotta buy used toilet paper off the AH for 75,000 gold a roll.

You snooze you lose, buster!

Thanks for your time,

Chän

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Regardless of the scourge! The blood elf slams his table I will not rest until kittylicious’ head is on a platter. I will offer ten-thousand gold pieces to the person who brings me her head.

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Aye! Toilet paper is overrated! Unless of course ye step in vulpera scat. At tha’ point track the furry down and shake the demon fox imposter ‘til its lifeless body resists no longer. Then, and only then, can ye be sure that it’ll stop deficatin’ in yer favorite campsite!

A hearty laugh bellows from the dwarf as he raises a pint.

For the Alliance!

Cheers!

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Chän rolls his eyes at the Dwarf

…And they call US animals!

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Jokes on you, you furry FREAK. I have no need for toilet paper because I sealed up the old back door ages ago. :]

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https://youtu.be/UYR3dorshwA

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So whiles everyones is busys argues abouts feces papers, Kittys is outs fightins a WARS. NO ever minds. I’s just lets the scourges eats yous ALL.

She glares at the Blood Elf
And that includes YOUS!

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Hide yo kids, hide yo wives. They be eating everybody out there

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saw this on vulp news, it’s fake

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Glares menacingly at the Elf
This NO is fake news. Stop spreads yous propogandas. Yous no even cares abouts the peoples and yous wants to sees scourges riots and loots in ours citys streets! Kittys NO will stands for this!

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Eww… TMI. Nobody wants to hear about your rotted back door, Heltor.

You Alliance live in La-La Land, I swear. I don’t know where you’ve been, but the “Scourge”, it seems, never really left.

Chän points at Heltor, Mort, and Mellain

It’s A-OK if it’s in Stormwind!

Thanks for your time,

Chän

I would just slaughter a bunch of Vulpera and use their fluffy fur for my bathroom hygiene.

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Well first you have to turn WM on…

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This is why we need to blight everything. Then we wouldn’t need to worry about scourge overruning our cities because we we wouldn’t be there to see it. shrugs

glares at Chän That’s rich coming from a glorified rat.

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Chän scoffs at Mellain

We are NOT rats! We are FOXES! We EAT rats! In fact, since we’ve arrived in Orgrimmar, the Vulpera have single-handedly resolved the pest problem! You should be thanking us, you witch!

Now… if we could only do something about the shoddy architecture. I mean, come on: palm trees and mud huts… it’s 2020, people! Why are we still living like it’s the stone-age?! Does the Horde have something against progress?!

Thanks for your time,

Chän

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I haven’t turned it off since WM was introduced. :slight_smile:

You EAT rats?!?! Ewwww. You should really try brains. They’re MUCH tastier than any measly little rat. Better for you too!