Greeting my hairy forum users, i notice that some race got too much hair on some part of the body, especially on the chest. So i would love that daddy blizz allow me to open a waxing services for the hairy friends of Azeroth!
I want to see human without chest hair, no fur tauren, the possibilities are endless. Also the price will be fair and fast to minimize the waxing pain.
Thanks and have a good day.
Then you can have smooth chizzled abs like us Orcish men.
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That’s gonna be a no from me dawg.
You don’t wanna be a naked rat? Wtf?
Look at your man, now back to me. Now look at your man. Now, back to me. Sadly, your man isn’t me. But if he removed all hair from his body, he could almost be the smooth-skinned demigod you see before you.
But why? Why would you do that?
Look mon, we Trolls got full body coverage and that stuff takes FOREVER to grow out again. Gotta say no here brotha’.
That’s fine, as long as you don’t remove the beard off a dwarf.
Trust me, that’s a sight that will scar you for life.
Where are you? You’re on a beach, with the man your man could be as hairless as. What’s in my hands? It’s that titanforged weapon you’ve been after.
Wait wait wait…you’re telling me I have the potential to get me a man?
A MAN, BABY! YEAH!
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You disgust me.
Think about the smooth abs my friends!
I would now like to see hairless Tauren. Blizz, make it happen.
Yes, add this! For my first order of business, I’ll be waxing all my pandas, just to make the OP regret this request!
I’m a long-time customer, and I can tell you Flebles’ services removes all unsightly body hair, including eye brows for a small additional fee. I am however still walking funny after that bikini wax but I’m sure I’ll be fine after the skin grafts take.
I want to be a hairy elf.
This too. I’d like a hair addition option so I can have some really hirsute elves.
“daddy blizz”?