Haikus For Blizz re SL PvP

PVP Arenas
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https://imgur.com/a/kmvrmIQ
Websites are liars!

24

This is so bamboozling!

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25

This is why people hate english :joy:

2 Likes
26

We just need to ban contractions.

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27

Ban contractions now
They cause so much undue strife
Ruined my poem

Fixd

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28

Are you trying to start another debate?! :triumph::rofl:

2 Likes
29

I checked both syllable websites this time and they agree on two! :joy: I done goof’d

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30

Why fix what ain’t broke
B-F-A was terrible
Bring back W-O-D

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31

I hate BfA
Just bring back PvP stats
It worked fine last time

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32

My mom likes my mog :smile:
She says Snuggles you so cute :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:
She’s making me blush :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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33

Stuck in a wheelchair…
They promised they could cure me…
Now have spinning rims.

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34

Tread carefully

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35

Need new director
WoW suffers heavily now
Ion please step down

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36

BFA so bad.
Bring Holinka back to WoW.
Hopelinka save us!

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37

JD plays a priest
Red mask to stop the Rona
Social distancing

38

I play nothing right now.
Game sucks too much.
My avatar has no arms.

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39

Thank you!!!

https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/wow/t/development-update-the-road-to-shadowlands/638371

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40

Blizz must love haikus
You all are oh so welcome
Mail Snugglecakes gold

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41

Blizzard devs ask for
more written summaries please,
such as short haikus.

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42

Let me try again
Remove PvP scaling
I should pwn those n00bz