Posted around the cities on walls and buildings, stuck on the backs of dozing guards with toad spit, and stuffed into the overflowing mail boxes were flyers crudely written in black ink and marked with a troll handprint that read:
[Be ya seekin’ warmth or mead,
A meal ta’ eat or friends ta’ meet,
Seek da sound o’ a shriekin’ toad and follow da smell o’ roastin’ gno-- kodo ,
Here ya find da Crooked Caudron, and all ya worries soon be goin’.]
About Us:
Welcome to The Crooked Cauldron, where the savoury and unsavoury come together to drink copious amounts of alcohol while engaging in a plethora of adventures and good ol’ fashioned bar brawls, all while under the watchful (and sometimes terrifying) gaze of our Innkeeper and Warden.
Located in the beautiful and newly renovated tavern in Dalaran ((New Dalaran)), the Innkeeper has gleefully spent away all of her mate’s gold to rebrand what was once “The Filthy Animal” into “The Crooked Cauldron”, where you can find her and her patrons causing all sort of trouble for the local mages.
[We’re a laid back and casual guild, looking to create fantastical stories and have fun while doing it with like-minded individuals! Though we’re only accepting players over 18 in case of mature themes.]
Event Nights:
Our vision is to have weekly events that will run either on Friday or Saturdays (sometimes both days if we’re feeling spicy), with the possibility of other days popping up randomly as well. For this we make use of the in-game calendar to keep everyone alerted as well as dropping them into our guild discord.
While we only plan events for these days, we encourage patrons to gather and meet as they wish, even leading your own adventures with the friends you make. We are our own hub for roleplay!
[For this reason, Discord is a must when joining.]
Types of events we offer:
•Bar Nights – We wouldn’t be a tavern if we didn’t offer exciting nights of drinking games! [Open To Public]
•Monthly Spooky Story Saturday – A way to give back to the community; by giving them nightmare fuel. [Community Event]
•Adventure Night – The Innkeeper has been given requests from the locals all over the world to help with their problems, from the mundane to the dangerous; will you take up the quest? [Exclusive to Guildies]
•Brawl Night – Test your might against your fellow patrons! Winner takes home a grand prize. [Open to Public]
•Monster Hunting – Think yourself fearless? Test your mettle against the meanest, fattest, more ferocious beasts ever to have been spewed out of Azeroth. [ Exclusive to Guildies]
For all our events we use a simplified DnD type rolling system in-game to keep the combat fun – *but punishing.*
Well, fancy yourself interested in joining or have some more questions? Please feel free to respond to this thread, leave me some in-game mail, or fill out this quick google form if you’re ready to dive right in!
tinyurl(.)com/CrookedCauldronApp
We will be limiting recruitment simply because we believe a small but consistent group is a great way for us to build character bonds and create weird and wondrous stories together.
See you out there!
-Onula
