Mouseburgers will no longer be served at the Watchâs mess hall after an incident with a talking mouse.
This is a travesty, everyone knows that the Impmousable Burger doesnât taste the same, no matter what they all same
I miss you guys.
Weâre still here.
Youâre the one who died and went to the shadowlands. Your funeral was lovely by the way.
I wasnât even invited.
Never said you were.
I left you flowers. Posies.
It is with a mix of excitement and a vast range of emotions that we announce that the SFW will become a hearthstone focused guild
Fresh recruits are always needed to bolster the Watchâs numbers.
Come and test yourselves in the Barrens!
Finally found my pair of rusty jumper cables
Theyâre hard to use in water without some unintended harm coming to others, or the person being jumped, but sometimes raising the dead takes a bit of sacrifice.
Lance, is that your evil twin posting above you?
whats one more Topsail in a world of topsails?
So confusing.
Rumour has it thereâs a single ghoul running across the Barren plain. People say they see it sometimes in the early morning, when the dew is calm and the burning heat of the sun doesnât give way for mirages.
This ghoul has no name, for it needs none. It is simply a master unto itself. But this ghoul remains the last remnant of a once great power. A power that, by this ghoulâs existence, refuses to die.
Stories tell the Watch tried to find this ghoul. Some of the stories even say they did. But every story ends the same; the ghoul persists.
Not many know how many lives have been haunted or ended by this ghoul, for the ghoul leaves few survivors. And those that do survive, are too horrified to remember it.
So it keeps on running. Out there, on its own, hunting and marauding. Waiting for the next unsuspecting victim to believe that the stories are just a myth.
Rumour has it there are more ghouls coming to the area. And that a squad of allied forces are coming to investigate.
In case anyone would be interested in that kind of rumourâŚ
We originated the tale of ghouls. We are the Watchers of the Barrens. All that transpires here does so beneath our sight.
Whoever it is thatâs coming in- Ghoul, Elf, MechaGnome or otherwise, needs to pay the toll at the bridge over the Southfury River. No, we donât take IOUs or items as collateral, only coins. Anyone caught in the Barrens without the appropriate receipt will be in violation of Watch protocol and be subject to fines and fees that accumulate interest. Rapidly.
Almost nailed it.