No one. I left you took too long bye
Iām about to sneeze!
Is the Horde?
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No, sorry.
Mālord the Quillboar are gathering again.
I sent you guys a druid yesterday. He was looking for an RP guild and I was on a Forsaken in a Forsaken guild, soā¦
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Send an in game mail to Zaeka. 
Weāve been working on a new means of communication to upgrade from signal fires and warhorns. Weāre calling them ācarrier crocodiles.ā What do you guys think?
I think you ga-tor be kidding me
Horde needs to negotiate peace with the local Harpy flocks and employ them as mail carriers already.
No way. The rates are ridiculous.
We could literally pay them in shiny costume jewellery and peons.
Pay them in peons? Come on now, weāre not slavers.
Anyway, the crocodile carriers are having a few issues so weāre back to the drawing board. How about āvulture mail?ā They fly and also clean up road kill. Maybe deliver mail too?
The Zhevra Express has a nice ring to it.
We can definitely market that
This gives me an idea.
I meant more manual labour and nesting services, since the Harpies have little claw hands and canāt really build much more than nests. A steady supply of food, safety and assistance does wonders for making most people chill out and be willing to work together.
I mean, weāve apparently completely ignored a huge chunk of the population sodding off and signing on with the Primalists for three years and nobody noticed a dang thing. How many of those disappearances were voluntary and how many of the Primalist Cultists got a vigorous brain-scrubbing with a side of unreliable narrator talks to sign on? The Venture Company is still out there and they have had multiple counts of slavery and āinvoluntary employment programsā across the past 20 years. The Secrets of Azeroth little mini-event dropped some bombs about how thereās another, secret, shadowy force out there racing us for the secrets of the Titans and theyāre not aligned with the Primalists either ā¦
The Primalists were right ā¢ and anyone who disagrees is Titan propaganda.
Darsok Swiftdagger thinking going on here.
We all know and accept Darsok is a failure of an Orc.
Being serious here, honestly, I should stop dithering and put in an application. Iām basically the Scruffy keeping the Guild Iām in now from collapsing and I could do with more roleplay and some good old fashioned adventures again.
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