Less than 24 hours to go!
Thanks everyone who came along to the Goblin Lore Expedition - Azshara Rocketway Exchange, part 1 event!
Full transcript and screenshots here:
https://flashbangexports.shivtr.com/pages/Azshara1
Our adventures continue on Sat April 27th at 8pm!
(Posted on a Flywheel alt)
HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS?!
New Goblin Lore Expedition coming up!
Mon 23rd Dec at 9pm
Destination: Krazzworks, Twilight Highlands
Contact: Flywheel or Hercula (Discord: Hercula#4087)
Event poster:
https://i.imgur.com/KubdKuC.png
Q: Iām not a goblin. Can I attend this RP event?
A: Yes, but you have to at least LIKE goblins!
Q: Is this a neutral RP event?
A: No, sorry, this is a Horde-only event.
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Itās on tonight! A new Goblin Lore Expedition kicks off at the Krazzworks in Twilight Highlands at 9pm server time, sharp!
Message Flywheel in game (or discord: Hercula#4087) if you need any help getting there.
The Goblin Lore Expedition to Krazzworks was a huge success!
10 goblins turned up in full colors to learn all about this remote outpost in the Twilight Highlands. Please see the screenshots below:
Checking out the Landing Docks and protecting Doxidee from wild, crazy dwarves.
https://i.imgur.com/l7BClTl.png
Then it was time to interrogate Meks Megaflux, who was more interested in her party lights and tree decorating than helping to fend off the invasion.
https://i.imgur.com/Y9VZQPY.png
As we chomped on corn in the Krazzworks Inn, Gilzleby shared his recipe for Walrus and Whale Soup (which apparently has a lot of bathroom consequences.)
https://i.imgur.com/N5OqCTy.png
Down in the Command Center, we bumped into Flashbang Rothman, who, apart from having a FANTASTIC name, also had a bit of an affinity for inflatable pool ponies.
https://i.imgur.com/e0R9Vns.png
Our next Goblin Lore Expedition will not be until April 2020. Stay tuned for further details!
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New Goblin Lore Expedition coming up!
Sunday 12th April at 7pm server time (CST)
Destination: Orgrimmar Slums & the Trade Princess Movement
Contact: Flywheel (Discord: Flywheel#4087)
Event poster:
https://i.imgur.com/yRsz5mX.png
Q: Iām not a goblin. Can I attend this RP event?
A: Yes, but you have to at least LIKE goblins!
Q: Is this a neutral RP event?
A: No, sorry, this is a Horde-only event.
Another great reason to roll a goblin today!
Another big Goblin Lore Expedition success!
Orgrimmar Slums & The Trade Princess Movement
Full write up and script of the event here:
https://flashbangexports.shivtr.com/pages/Slums
A highlight was when Walkan jumped up on a stack of crates to complain that Boss Mida wasnāt fixing the lack of chairs problem! Apparently girls canāt be Trade Princes. He then declared that WALKAN would be much more fitting for the role!
https://i.imgur.com/ezkR9D0.png
The next goblin lore expedition wonāt be for a few months. Stay tuned!
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A new Goblin Lore Expedition has been planned!
Saturday 30th January at 8pm server time (CST)
Destination: Area 52, Netherstorm
Contact: Flywheel (Discord: Flywheel#4087)
Event poster:
https://i.imgur.com/tv3SKk1.png
Q: Is this a neutral RP event?
A: No, sorry, this is a Horde-only event.
This is a public RP event. Goblins and their Horde allies are welcome to attend.
Other FAQs: See post #1 in this thread
What will we be investigating?
- Ezlik āEZā Darkdabbler is ready to unveil the prototype for a new rocket he has built with the cooperation of B.O.O.M.
- Flashbang Exports goblins and their friends are invited to witness this marvellous spectacle and have a chat to Rocket Chief Fuselage about his designs.
- Meanwhile, Thelldrix has acquired some new goggles that give him several superpowers and weāre not sure where he got them.
- Rebel goblin engineer Dr BOOM has also been sighted, and appears to be stockpiling explosives.
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Iāve just finished writing the script for this and Iām very excited to take folks on this adventure. Iāll even be handing out little memoirs to those that come along.
If you would like to come, please send me an RSVP on discord (Flywheel#4087) so I can make sure I have enough gifts for everyone!
Cheers,
Flywheel
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/puts on a goblin female mask.
āTime is money anā all thaā jazz.ā
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Only 1 week to go! Iāve just finished making souvenir gifts for everyone. Gotta be there to get one!
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Hey, hey, Moonguardians.
Dats right, itās your ole pal Eddy P here to advertise a real boomtastic event. A Goblin Lore Expedition! Like Boss Fly said, free goodies to those that attend. And if ya join the guild? Well, even bettah goodies. But dats for anuddah advertisement, bub. This ones about expeditions! This oneās about:
**Destination: Danger! Area 52, Netherstorm
Now imagine the scene: a few gifted engineers, an interstellar rocket, and a camp filled with explosives. Itās the perfect Goblin expedition! Mayhem? Check. Madness? Rah-jah. The end of Azeroth? Could beā¦
Hehehe. Did I say dat? waves hand fugetaboutit. Itās perfectly safe and the indemnity clause? Routine for all off world travels. All part of the experience, pal. And who doesnāt like a great experience. However, if yous one of those sheep-types scared of ya own shadow, weāll have Flashbang attorneys on site to handle all your legal needs.
So? What-er-ya waitin for? Give ole Fly a call and sign up for the adventcha of a lifetime. Youāll be glad ya did, and whan ya do? Tell her Eddy P sentcha. Iāll be glad ya did.
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Hey goblin lore fans,
Thereās only a few more days before the big day is upon us! Hereās a reminder of the main details:
Saturday 30th January at 8pm server time (CST)
Destination: Area 52, Netherstorm
Contact: Flywheel (Discord: Flywheel#4087)
Event poster:
https://i.imgur.com/tv3SKk1.png
Scroll up to post #48 for FAQs!
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Hey everybody Flywheel 183 here!
You CANNOT miss out on this fabulously exciting investigation (that certainly should have FINANCIAL implications).
MOOLAH YOU MOOKS
GET SOME
But keep your mitts offa mine. Netherstorm. Area 52.
BE THERE
wow the reverb is awesome
Seriously these events are always great fun.
You wonāt be disappointed.
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Hey guys, after that awesome promotional announcement from Kwixit (a.k.a Flywheel #183), I now bring you the photographic evidence of all the shennanigans!
Screenshots from the Goblin Lore Expedition to Area 52, Netherstorm:
https://i.imgur.com/jC8pwIY.png
https://i.imgur.com/1Hz0yf4.png
Story and details available on the Flashbang Exports guild discord, or message Flywheel#4087 on discord.
The next one will be in about 3-6 months. Stay tuned and thanks for all the support!
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The expedition was a success, and eventful. I highly endorse this happening.
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Yeah, I heard it was a real blast! Hehehe. Shame I couldnāt attend, but my cousin EZ seemed to enjoy himself. Shame about B.O.O.M ruininā his plans to nuke Gnomer, but thatās the way the bomb blasts. One dayā¦ one day.
Oh! We got a guild meeting coming up in two weeks. If any of yous guys lurkin around the forums wanna be part of the Boomtastically, fabulous and famous, Flashbang Exports, dat would be a good time ta join! More news ta follow soon.
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Giving this Thread a bump for my soon to be Goblin friends, I come in peace, Donāt worry, I am neutral so iām not arriving as an enemy, I have seen many posts from Flywheel and her Crew, They are very Professional, They know business, And rumors around town say they throw some excellent parties!, I look forward to seeing more updates on these Expeditions, Good luck my goblin compatriots, And may the light bless you and guide you this day! -Signed by Maladividus Spiritcaller
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Erā¦thanks Maladividus. I donāt have any goblin lore expeditions planned just at the moment, but if you follow the links in the posts above you will be able to read some that I have archived.
All the best, and remember that we goblins have the best fireworks! Flashbang is where the party is at!
NEW GOBLIN LORE EXPEDITION COMING THIS WEEKEND!!
When: Saturday 24 July
Time: 8:00pm - 9:30pm CST
Where: Ruins of Naāgwa, Nagrand (WoD)
Contact: Flywheel
(Discord: Flywheel#4087)
Poster:
https://i.imgur.com/qOjTeO8.png
Did you know that goblins are expert archaeologists? The good preservers at the Steamwheedle Preservation society have been hard at work, cataloguing bones found all over Nagrand. But someone has desecrated one of the sacred tombs and now the goblin workers are dropping like flies! Itās up to YOU to piece the clues together and figure out who is responsible!
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