šŸ’°[H-RP] Firebrand Enterprises is Hiring!

I was told to come and post here as to why I like being on the roster for the guild.

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I like being here because everyone is great, especially the GM, and the officers are all very hard-working and put on a myriad of different events through out the week all for us to enjoy and have fun rping in. Firebrand really does care about your character and its development and that is seen through the various different events that are held and the devotion that the officers and V have to making Firebrand the guild for you is unparalleled.

Also V is great. Hail the mean, green, and money-making machine.

(This is mostly a joke. Firebrand is one of the best RP guilds Iā€™ve ever joined and highly suggest others do the same if they wish to see their character grow in ways they didnā€™t think possible before.)

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Truly the creme of the crop company. Everyones fun. Everyones professional. And surprisingly human behind the screen, while this may not be a hold your hand guild it does have those that do invest in you and wish for you not only to have fun but to succeed in your rp career experience.-----AND FOR ONLY THREE PAYMENTS OF TREEā€™FITY ON TODAYS EXCLUSIVE DEAL ONLY YOU TO CAN ALSO GET AN INTERNSHIP TODAY!

Warning: Firebrand Enterprises is not responcible for the following- teary eyes, hurt feelings, bad character concepts that dont land you the job. Any sketchy deals dicated via the forums on Firebrands behalf by Grim Goldwhip.

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And youā€™ll be surprised how quickly you get used to being stabbed at the office coffee machine. My kidneys have callouses now!

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In one of our daily guild discord storyboard prompts for fleshing out our charactersā€™ backgrounds, I wrote a poem about my imp. Heā€™s my buddy.

A butterfly floats, so free,
majestic and pretty as can be,
An imp comes along,
Humming his song,
ā€œYum!ā€ He shouts, ā€œFood for me!ā€

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If youā€™ve been waffling on a new guild then you should apply for Firebrand Enterprises today! Youā€™ll have just enough time to catch orientation on Wednesday! Weā€™ve also got our eggheads putting their noggins together to do some Mad Science!!ā„¢ Also, our wonderful Guppy Bowl event is this week for the creative salesy types. Then of course the Bar Brawl at the Brawlā€™gar Arena this evening. Also thereā€™s a Pub Night this Friday at the Wayfarerā€™s! And also we have our mythic teams running content.

What Iā€™m saying is you donā€™t have to be bored. Join FE today!

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Tonight weā€™re hosting the Guppy Bowl, where teams present new inventions and products in the hopes of garnering a 25k gold investment and the bragging rights that come with being the biggest fish in a very small pond!

Firebrand Enterprises and itā€™s employees are not responsible for death or injuries that may occur during the taping of the Guppy Bowl.

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The best guild that I have ever been a part of on Wyrmrest Accord, bar none. If youā€™re looking for a guild, you owe it to yourself to apply.

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I "MAY" have inadvertently injured many of my co-workers yesterday. Iā€™ve written down in my notebook that I should put longer timers on sapper charges and give proper notice when using them. Now I just need to remember to review my notes.

Pretty sure Iā€™ll mess up bad enough at some point that Iā€™ll get busted back down to intern or even fired. I donā€™t think today is that day but you never knowā€¦

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starts voguing in Firebrand Enterprises join up, sign up, profit.

(https://youtu.be/lAjccTMDnUs)

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