Wonderful, you are the best <3
March saw the beginning of 4 new guild stories - Fear Itself, Beyond Meat, A Perfect System and Shadows in the Mist. In addition to that, weāre working with another guild on Judgement of the Sun.
I normally foresee doom, death, and destruction. But not for Firebrand; I see only glorious days on the beach.
Death [Financial Ruin and Social Humiliation] to our enemies!
Death [Financial Ruin and Social Humiliation] to our enemies!
You gotta think big picture. Dead and financially ruined people canāt buy our products and services.
We donāt always stab peopleā¦just kidding, yes we do. -stabs-
Lots of meetings today! Company meetings. War Council meetingsā¦ Meeting our death while raiding.
I heard Tamanii is the literal goblin equivalent of a dumpster fire, a dumpster fire full of knives. Would any other employees please confirm or deny this rumor?
Tamanii? Who is Tamnii?
Its your twin, but 20% cooler cus of the extra I in the name.
Rixirp sets down at his disheveled desk and begins to write in his journal.
I started as an intern at Firebrand Enterprises today. I was greeted with many knives and welcome messages. Vās official letter to me said Iāve got 30 days to make a good impression if I want to become a full employee.
I got a janky looking radio that they use for communications and a new hearthstone that takes me to their company headquarters. Iām also supposed to meet with this tauren paladin named Huulharn soon, I hope heās nice.
I really hope my sister is going to be okay running Sludgebolt Imports without me. Iām gonna finally be able to liquidate the rest of our Kaja Cola assets though and I think thatās the best thing for Sludgebolt right now. I just need to stay out of the way so they can get the financials back in the black. Numbers are hard!!!
I really hope I donāt screw this internship up like I do most things in my life.
To be quite honest, this guild is a pretty cool place. Iāve been a member for I dunno 6ā¦maybe 7 months now and the people in this guild make me wanna keep playing this god forsaken game.
āGoldā. Gold Forsaken game.
FireBrand Enterprises, bless their hearts, are just the perfect family company! Why right now theyāre saving my eternal soul from the clutches of the Void for an amazing 10% employee discount!
Wait, youāre getting a discount?!
If you need a hand telling your Roleplay story then Firebrand Enterprises could be the one for you. They recently helped me tell a story ofā¦getting a new hand. It started with a simple bribe at a commerce meeting that had me paired up with a prosthetic engineer. This led to many discord RP stories back and forth for awhile until the culmination the other day that had a surgery scene in game.
I am already on to the next story for my character, and I am having so much fun with this guild.
Yeah Kryll needed a hand but we didnāt have any left.
Heās all right now.
The Research branch continues its story tonight! If youāve got an interest in Titan lore and technology, you wonāt want to miss it!
My internship with Firebrand is coming to a close this week hopefully and Iāll be promoted to full employment, (if I donāt screw up anything too bad).
crosses fingers really, really hard
So far Iāve had multiple coffee dates with co-workers, attended several important business meetings (at least they seemed important to me), met a goat named Victor that Iām pretty sure was running a prison, went to security training where I found out Iām not very good at planning or capturing flags, and attended a Horde War Council meeting thingy with the boss.
I give my internship experience a solid B+, would do it again but hopefully wonāt have to.
cracks open a can of KajaāCola and chugs it in 3 gulps
āSpoon sharpeners!ā
Thatās a good one, maybe Iāll run that by the research branch and see what they think.