šŸ’°[H-RP] Firebrand Enterprises is Hiring!

Wonderful, you are the best <3

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March saw the beginning of 4 new guild stories - Fear Itself, Beyond Meat, A Perfect System and Shadows in the Mist. In addition to that, weā€™re working with another guild on Judgement of the Sun.

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I normally foresee doom, death, and destruction. But not for Firebrand; I see only glorious days on the beach.

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Death [Financial Ruin and Social Humiliation] to our enemies!

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Death [Financial Ruin and Social Humiliation] to our enemies!

You gotta think big picture. Dead and financially ruined people canā€™t buy our products and services.

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We donā€™t always stab peopleā€¦just kidding, yes we do. -stabs-

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Lots of meetings today! Company meetings. War Council meetingsā€¦ Meeting our death while raiding.

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I heard Tamanii is the literal goblin equivalent of a dumpster fire, a dumpster fire full of knives. Would any other employees please confirm or deny this rumor?

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Tamanii? Who is Tamnii?

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Its your twin, but 20% cooler cus of the extra I in the name.

Rixirp sets down at his disheveled desk and begins to write in his journal.

I started as an intern at Firebrand Enterprises today. I was greeted with many knives and welcome messages. Vā€™s official letter to me said Iā€™ve got 30 days to make a good impression if I want to become a full employee.

I got a janky looking radio that they use for communications and a new hearthstone that takes me to their company headquarters. Iā€™m also supposed to meet with this tauren paladin named Huulharn soon, I hope heā€™s nice.

I really hope my sister is going to be okay running Sludgebolt Imports without me. Iā€™m gonna finally be able to liquidate the rest of our Kaja Cola assets though and I think thatā€™s the best thing for Sludgebolt right now. I just need to stay out of the way so they can get the financials back in the black. Numbers are hard!!!

I really hope I donā€™t screw this internship up like I do most things in my life.

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To be quite honest, this guild is a pretty cool place. Iā€™ve been a member for I dunno 6ā€¦maybe 7 months now and the people in this guild make me wanna keep playing this god forsaken game.

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ā€œGoldā€. Gold Forsaken game.

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Today is the day of the Gilded Market! 5pm, at the Argent Tournament grounds!

FireBrand Enterprises, bless their hearts, are just the perfect family company! Why right now theyā€™re saving my eternal soul from the clutches of the Void for an amazing 10% employee discount!

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Wait, youā€™re getting a discount?!

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If you need a hand telling your Roleplay story then Firebrand Enterprises could be the one for you. They recently helped me tell a story ofā€¦getting a new hand. It started with a simple bribe at a commerce meeting that had me paired up with a prosthetic engineer. This led to many discord RP stories back and forth for awhile until the culmination the other day that had a surgery scene in game.

I am already on to the next story for my character, and I am having so much fun with this guild.

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Yeah Kryll needed a hand but we didnā€™t have any left.

Heā€™s all right now.

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The Research branch continues its story tonight! If youā€™ve got an interest in Titan lore and technology, you wonā€™t want to miss it!

My internship with Firebrand is coming to a close this week hopefully and Iā€™ll be promoted to full employment, (if I donā€™t screw up anything too bad).

crosses fingers really, really hard

So far Iā€™ve had multiple coffee dates with co-workers, attended several important business meetings (at least they seemed important to me), met a goat named Victor that Iā€™m pretty sure was running a prison, went to security training where I found out Iā€™m not very good at planning or capturing flags, and attended a Horde War Council meeting thingy with the boss.

I give my internship experience a solid B+, would do it again but hopefully wonā€™t have to.

cracks open a can of Kajaā€™Cola and chugs it in 3 gulps

ā€œSpoon sharpeners!ā€

Thatā€™s a good one, maybe Iā€™ll run that by the research branch and see what they think.

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